The United States of Keri Kelli is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 4.201 billion Keri Kellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Here's To Us. The average income tax rate is 62.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Keri Kellian economy, worth 242 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,814 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keri Kelli's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keri Kelli is ranked 33,970^th in the world and 618^th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,843.37 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.