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Highest Poor Incomes: 925thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,010thLowest Crime Rates: 1,679th
The Europa Centurian Kollektiv of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Resistance is futile and death is irrelevant
AR3S-7
Influence
Hermit
Founder / Hivemaster
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kerbal Kind

Population3.582 billion

CapitalAD-22B
LeaderAR3S-7
FaithKrakenism

CurrencyGeopBrontoYottaKiloPetaExabyte of Data
AnimalSuper Duper Slav

The Europa Centurian Kollektiv of Kerbal Kind is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by AR3S-7 with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.582 billion Centurians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AD-22B. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Centurian economy, worth 819 trillion GeopBrontoYottaKiloPetaExabytes of Data a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 228,837 GeopBrontoYottaKiloPetaExabytes of Data, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, billions of GeopBrontoYottaKiloPetaExabytes of Data are spent to take high-quality photos of the Super Duper Slav Nebula, all guns must be registered, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kerbal Kind's national animal is the Super Duper Slav, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Krakenism.

Kerbal Kind is ranked 7,674th in the world and 1st in The Collective Hivemind of the Kerbals for Most Income Equality, scoring 89.37 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Top
1%
Highest Poor Incomes: 925thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,010thLowest Crime Rates: 1,679thTop
5%
Most Developed: 1,790thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,820thSmartest Citizens: 2,352ndMost Secular: 2,770thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,889thMost Authoritarian: 3,339thLargest Governments: 3,353rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,426thHealthiest Citizens: 3,703rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,204thHighest Average Incomes: 4,261stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,341stMost Efficient Economies: 4,572ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,346thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,606thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,222ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,592ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,972ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,001stMost Income Equality: 7,674thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,608thMost Conservative: 8,794thTop
10%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,072ndMost Extreme: 9,184thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,322ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,424thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,539thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,030thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,223rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,438th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kerbal Kind was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Kerbal Kind voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Limitation of Inhumane Weaponry".
  • : Kerbal Kind voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Arconian Empire".
  • : Following new legislation in Kerbal Kind, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Kerbal Kind, all guns must be registered.
  • : Following new legislation in Kerbal Kind, billions of GeopBrontoYottaKiloPetaExabytes of Data are spent to take high-quality photos of the Super Duper Slav Nebula.
  • : Following new legislation in Kerbal Kind, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
  • : Following new legislation in Kerbal Kind, a nation-wide cull of Super Duper Slavs is in effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Kerbal Kind, Kerbal Kind's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
  • : Kerbal Kind was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.

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