The Kingdom of Keovia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Addevar IV with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.35 billion Keovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plymouth. The average income tax rate is 20.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Keovian economy, worth 480 trillion Keons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 204,484 Keons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Plymouth's playgrounds, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, and most towns have their King Addevar IV High School located on King Addevar IV Street. Crime is totally unknown. Keovia's national animal is the Brown Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keovia is ranked 49,040^th in the world and 833^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 5,399.18 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.