The Kensan Land of Kensaland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by big guy with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.404 billion Kensans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myass. The average income tax rate is 56.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kensan economy, worth 247 trillion Schlattcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,254 Schlattcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Straitjackets are a common religious garb, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to big guy's wardrobe, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kensaland's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Kensaland is ranked 245,960^th in the world and 529^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 1.33 flags saluted per person per day.