by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 1,072ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,777thMost Pacifist: 9,192nd
The Kensan Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
big guy
big guy
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population4.404 billion

Leaderbig guy

AnimalRed Panda

The Kensan Land of Kensaland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by big guy with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.404 billion Kensans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myass. The average income tax rate is 56.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kensan economy, worth 247 trillion Schlattcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,254 Schlattcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Straitjackets are a common religious garb, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to big guy's wardrobe, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kensaland's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Kensaland is ranked 245,960th in the world and 529th in Conch Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 1.33 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Influential: 1,072ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,777thMost Pacifist: 9,192ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,661stSafest: 11,943rdTop
Best Weather: 17,841stMost Beautiful Environments: 21,553rdNicest Citizens: 21,878thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,174thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22,329thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,707thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,431stMost Secular: 24,854thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,294thMost Average: 25,462nd
Most Average: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 43rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 44th in the regionSafest: 49th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Populations: 61st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 62nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 63rd in the region

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