by Max Barry

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Kenmoria was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 332
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,494thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,548thFattest Citizens: 5,740th
The Democratic Kingdom of
Corporate Bordello
For the good of the kingdom, and the people within.
PM Marco Woodson
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.707 billion

LeaderPM Marco Woodson


The Democratic Kingdom of Kenmoria is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by PM Marco Woodson with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.707 billion Kenmorians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensun. The average income tax rate is 9.7%.

The powerhouse Kenmorian economy, worth 753 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 97,749 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, the nation's favourite colour is gold (Kenmoria has found 3 easter eggs), aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Kenmoria has found 3 easter eggs), and pizzerias often get delivery orders for Saturn and alien first-born are considered a delicacy (Kenmoria has found 3 easter eggs). Crime is well under control. Kenmoria's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kenmoria is ranked 4,548th in the world and 30th in Europe for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 8,327.46 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,494thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,548thFattest Citizens: 5,740thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,284thLargest Retail Industry: 6,966thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,936thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,936thMost Influential: 13,994thMost Stationary: 14,060thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,991stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,583rd
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionFattest Citizens: 33rd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 62nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 80th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 83rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 96th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 99th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 103rd in the regionMost Avoided: 106th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 107th in the region

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