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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,136th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,494th Fattest Citizens: 5,070th
The Democratic Kingdom of
Corporate Bordello
For the good of the kingdom, and the people within.
PM Marco Woodson
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.946 billion

LeaderPM Marco Woodson


The Democratic Kingdom of Kenmoria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by PM Marco Woodson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.946 billion Kenmorians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensun. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.

The powerhouse Kenmorian economy, worth 477 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 96,456 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, the nation's favourite colour is gold (Kenmoria has found 3 easter eggs), aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Kenmoria has found 3 easter eggs), and pizzerias often get delivery orders for Saturn and alien first-born are considered a delicacy (Kenmoria has found 3 easter eggs). Crime is relatively low. Kenmoria's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kenmoria is ranked 100,735th in the world and 618th in Europe for Most Income Equality, scoring 26.62 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,136thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,494thFattest Citizens: 5,070thLargest Retail Industry: 5,554thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,234thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,300thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,297thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,885thMost Influential: 15,203rd
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32nd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 49th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 78th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 80th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 86th in the regionMost Avoided: 92nd in the region

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