by Max Barry

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Kenmoria was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 332
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,444thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,721stFattest Citizens: 5,917th
The Democratic Kingdom of
Corporate Bordello
For the good of the kingdom, and the people within.
PM Marco Woodson
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.384 billion

LeaderPM Marco Woodson


The Democratic Kingdom of Kenmoria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by PM Marco Woodson with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.384 billion Kenmorians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensun. The average income tax rate is 9.7%.

The powerhouse Kenmorian economy, worth 819 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 97,749 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, the nation's favourite colour is gold (Kenmoria has found 3 easter eggs), aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Kenmoria has found 3 easter eggs), and pizzerias often get delivery orders for Saturn and alien first-born are considered a delicacy (Kenmoria has found 3 easter eggs). Crime is well under control. Kenmoria's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kenmoria is ranked 48,592nd in the world and 257th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,416.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,444thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,721stFattest Citizens: 5,917thLargest Retail Industry: 7,097thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,168thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,439thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,357thMost Stationary: 13,555thMost Influential: 14,008thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,083rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,442ndHighest Economic Output: 23,262nd
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Stationary: 59th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 75th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 81st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 102nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 102nd in the regionMost Avoided: 119th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 127th in the region

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