by Max Barry

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Kenmoria was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 332
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,512thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,742ndFattest Citizens: 5,914th
The Democratic Kingdom of
Corporate Bordello
For the good of the kingdom, and the people within.
PM Marco Woodson
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.243 billion

LeaderPM Marco Woodson


The Democratic Kingdom of Kenmoria is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by PM Marco Woodson with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.243 billion Kenmorians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensun. The average income tax rate is 9.7%.

The powerhouse Kenmorian economy, worth 805 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 97,749 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, the nation's favourite colour is gold (Kenmoria has found 3 easter eggs), aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Kenmoria has found 3 easter eggs), and pizzerias often get delivery orders for Saturn and alien first-born are considered a delicacy (Kenmoria has found 3 easter eggs). Crime is well under control. Kenmoria's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kenmoria is ranked 229,787th in the world and 1,145th in Europe for Best Weather, with 52 Meters Of Sunlight.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,512thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,742ndFattest Citizens: 5,914thLargest Retail Industry: 7,085thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,404thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,106thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,425thMost Stationary: 13,737thMost Influential: 13,929thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,275thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,589thHighest Economic Output: 23,580th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Stationary: 60th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 75th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 77th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 93rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 93rd in the regionMost Avoided: 116th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 120th in the region

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