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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,570th Largest Retail Industry: 5,521st Fattest Citizens: 5,651st
The Democratic Kingdom of
Corporate Bordello
For the good of the kingdom, and the people within.
PM Marco Woodson
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.534 billion

LeaderPM Marco Woodson


The Democratic Kingdom of Kenmoria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by PM Marco Woodson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.534 billion Kenmorians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensun. The average income tax rate is 9.3%.

The powerhouse Kenmorian economy, worth 334 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 94,708 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime is relatively low. Kenmoria's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kenmoria is ranked 62,020th in the world and 301st in Europe for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 72.09 Workforce Participation Rate.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,570thLargest Retail Industry: 5,521stFattest Citizens: 5,651stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,224thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,444thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,214thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,301stMost Rebellious Youth: 16,390th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 37th in the regionFattest Citizens: 43rd in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 87th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 89th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 90th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 98th in the region

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