The Democratic Kingdom of Kenmoria is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by PM Marco Woodson with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.243 billion Kenmorians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensun. The average income tax rate is 9.7%.

The powerhouse Kenmorian economy, worth 805 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 97,749 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, the nation's favourite colour is gold (Kenmoria has found 3 easter eggs), aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Kenmoria has found 3 easter eggs), and pizzerias often get delivery orders for Saturn and alien first-born are considered a delicacy (Kenmoria has found 3 easter eggs). Crime is well under control. Kenmoria's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kenmoria is ranked 229,787^th in the world and 1,145^th in Europe for Best Weather, with 52 Meters Of Sunlight.