The Democratic Kingdom of Kenmoria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by PM Marco Woodson with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.539 billion Kenmorians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensun. The average income tax rate is 9.3%.

The powerhouse Kenmorian economy, worth 335 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 94,708 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime is relatively low. Kenmoria's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kenmoria is ranked 120,768^th in the world and 802^nd in Europe for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 860.47 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.