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Largest Black Market: 10,855thMost Patriotic: 14,086thMost Authoritarian: 15,350th
The White Sox Legend of
Iron Fist Consumerists
One of the Best Baseball Players Ever
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Ken Griffey jr

Population7.01 billion

LeaderKen Griffey Jr

CurrencyYen
AnimalVulture

The White Sox Legend of Ken Griffey jr is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ken Griffey Jr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.01 billion Ken Griffey jrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ken Griffey jrian economy, worth 727 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,757 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, and schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ken Griffey jr's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ken Griffey jr is ranked 246,836th in the world and 10,675th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -11.91 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Black Market: 10,855thTop
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Most Patriotic: 14,086thMost Authoritarian: 15,350thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,169thMost Devout: 16,346thHealthiest Citizens: 16,473rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,970thMost Developed: 17,152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 17,427thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,455thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,132ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,095thMost Stationary: 19,159thBest Weather: 20,650thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,243rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,860thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,874thMost Conservative: 23,205thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,942nd
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Largest Black Market: 249th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 484th in the regionMost Devout: 509th in the regionMost Stationary: 512th in the regionMost Patriotic: 519th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 526th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 559th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 624th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 726th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 823rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 855th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 882nd in the regionLargest Populations: 890th in the regionMost Developed: 927th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 947th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 984th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,004th in the regionBest Weather: 1,018th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,041st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,088th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ken Griffey jr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Ken Griffey jr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Ken Griffey jr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Ken Griffey jr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Ken Griffey jr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Ken Griffey jr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Ken Griffey jr was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Ken Griffey jr was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Ken Griffey jr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Ken Griffey jr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.

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