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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,111thFattest Citizens: 4,609thMost Avoided: 5,380th
The Holy Blue Kingdom of
Corporate Police State
Ancient and Unmoveable
Influence
Eminence Grise
Duchess of Dreams and Demon of Sloth
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kemet Reborn

Population2.296 billion

CapitalTewagia
LeaderPharaoh Nigati the Duchess of Dreams
FaithNigatism

CurrencyNub
AnimalKemetian Cobra

The Holy Blue Kingdom of Kemet Reborn is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Pharaoh Nigati the Duchess of Dreams with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.296 billion Kemetians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tewagia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kemetian economy, worth 267 trillion Nubs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 116,348 Nubs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 627,719 per year while the poor average 11,191, a ratio of 56.1 to 1.

Morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, injured workers are encouraged to 'stitch themselves up with their bootstraps', and military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Kemet Reborn's national animal is the Kemetian Cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nigatism.

Kemet Reborn is ranked 82,901st in the world and 3rd in Hulumet for Most Authoritarian, with 1,116.98 milliStalins.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,111thFattest Citizens: 4,609thMost Avoided: 5,380thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,784thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,331stHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,732ndLargest Insurance Industry: 10,580thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,968thTop
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Most Conservative: 18,586thLargest Retail Industry: 22,238thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23,360thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,654thMost Extreme: 28,648thMost Pro-Market: 28,833rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29,053rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,466thMost Patriotic: 29,597thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29,898thMost Corrupt Governments: 30,385thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30,517th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kemet Reborn, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Kemet Reborn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Kemet Reborn, injured workers are encouraged to 'stitch themselves up with their bootstraps'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kemet Reborn, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Following new legislation in Kemet Reborn, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Kemet Reborn, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kemet Reborn, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Kemet Reborn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Kemet Reborn, Kemet Reborn is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors.
  • : Following new legislation in Kemet Reborn, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.

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