Population | 2.296 billion |
Capital | Tewagia |
Leader | Pharaoh Nigati the Duchess of Dreams |
Faith | Nigatism |
Currency | Nub |
Animal | Kemetian Cobra |
The Holy Blue Kingdom of Kemet Reborn is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Pharaoh Nigati the Duchess of Dreams with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.296 billion Kemetians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tewagia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Kemetian economy, worth 267 trillion Nubs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 116,348 Nubs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 627,719 per year while the poor average 11,191, a ratio of 56.1 to 1.
Morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, injured workers are encouraged to 'stitch themselves up with their bootstraps', and military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Kemet Reborn's national animal is the Kemetian Cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nigatism.
Kemet Reborn is ranked 82,901st in the world and 3rd in Hulumet for Most Authoritarian, with 1,116.98 milliStalins.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kemet Reborn, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
- : Kemet Reborn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Kemet Reborn, injured workers are encouraged to 'stitch themselves up with their bootstraps'.
- : Following new legislation in Kemet Reborn, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
- : Following new legislation in Kemet Reborn, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
- : Following new legislation in Kemet Reborn, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
- : Following new legislation in Kemet Reborn, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
- : Kemet Reborn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in Kemet Reborn, Kemet Reborn is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors.
- : Following new legislation in Kemet Reborn, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.