The Hajz state of Kelzay is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Juraz with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.934 billion Kelzaynese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daya. The average income tax rate is 39.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kelzaynese economy, worth 122 trillion Dreadas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,509 Dreadas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Livestock mutilations are on the rise, Kelzaynese police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, and code enforcement officers circle wealthy Kelzaynese like vultures. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelzay's national animal is the Sueaz eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lassiah.

Kelzay is ranked 194,350^th in the world and 4^th in Yajib for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 79,915 Standard Monetary Units.