The Most Serene Republic of Kelville Isle is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 440 million Kelville Islanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Administration, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Welfare and Defense are ignored. The average income tax rate is 34.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kelville Islean economy, worth 33.5 trillion Kelcoins a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,182 Kelcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Kelville Islean Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Kelville Isle, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime is well under control. Kelville Isle's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kelville Isle is ranked 74,998^th in the world and 273^rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,915.03 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.