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Rudest Citizens: 2,828th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,395th Healthiest Citizens: 4,961st
The Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
From West to East
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Keltsvia

Population9.847 billion

CapitalCeri Gelu
LeaderPetar Sanksinu

CurrencyMark
AnimalEagle

The Kingdom of Keltsvia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Petar Sanksinu with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 9.847 billion Keltsvians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The enormous, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceri Gelu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.3%.

The very strong Keltsvian economy, worth 812 trillion Marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. Average income is 82,540 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, the government has implemented minimum wage laws, and the art of conversation has been rediscovered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keltsvia's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Keltsvia is ranked 155,308th in the world and 716th in Europe for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -9.9 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,828thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,395thHealthiest Citizens: 4,961stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,252ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,650thLowest Crime Rates: 5,866thSmartest Citizens: 7,363rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,376thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,533rdMost Inclusive: 8,311thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 10,840thMost Cultured: 11,262ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,529thMost Secular: 11,657thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,667thMost Stationary: 11,752ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,571stHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,434thMost Influential: 15,870thMost Pro-Market: 16,904thHighest Economic Output: 17,148th
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Most Pro-Market: 37th in the regionRudest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 61st in the regionMost Stationary: 64th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 65th in the regionLargest Populations: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 85th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 87th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 88th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 89th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, the government has implemented minimum wage laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
  • : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them.
  • : Keltsvia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals".
  • : Keltsvia published "2019 Keltsvian municipal elections" (Account: Other).
  • : Keltsvia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare.
  • : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving".

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