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Most Valuable International Artwork: 9,198thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,586thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,469th
The Superior country of
Democratic Socialists
We stand on rock and we rise to glory.
Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Kelsivor Akara

Population3.492 billion

CapitalChorontropilis 7
LeaderPresident Hanford Jones D Ronald Jr
FaithSolifiers

CurrencyKroais
AnimalKelsivorian Abysmal Electric Jellyfish

The Superior country of Kelsivor Akara is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Hanford Jones D Ronald Jr with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and digital currency. The compassionate, devout population of 3.492 billion Kelsivorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chorontropilis 7. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kelsivor Akaran economy, worth 394 trillion Kroais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,970 Kroais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, and saying "don't do anything that President Hanford Jones D Ronald Jr wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelsivor Akara's national animal is the Kelsivorian Abysmal Electric Jellyfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Solifiers.

Kelsivor Akara is ranked 270,110th in the world and 1st in Koriosis Automotive Region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 31.28 Whatever.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 9,198thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,586thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,469thNicest Citizens: 10,571stMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,865thMost Pacifist: 13,352ndTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,259thMost Developed: 17,862ndLongest Average Lifespans: 18,068thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,430thHealthiest Citizens: 23,078thBest Weather: 23,557thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,659thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,024thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,476thMost Inclusive: 24,979thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25,229thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,355th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kelsivor Akara, saying "don't do anything that President Hanford Jones D Ronald Jr wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelsivor Akara, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelsivor Akara, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelsivor Akara, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelsivor Akara, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelsivor Akara, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelsivor Akara, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelsivor Akara, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelsivor Akara, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelsivor Akara, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Kelsivor Akara's radio stations.

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