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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,325th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,029th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,497th
The Corporate Head of
Corporate Police State
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Kelman Winters
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Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kelman Winters

Population15.354 billion

CapitalCorporate Headquarters
LeaderKelman Winters
FaithMammonism

Currencythrice laundered stock
Animaldrone

The Corporate Head of Kelman Winters is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kelman Winters with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.354 billion corporate drones are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corporate Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The all-consuming incorporated economy, worth a remarkable 1,704 trillion thrice laundered stocks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 110,985 thrice laundered stocks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 484,101 per year while the poor average 16,081, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.

It is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kelman Winters's national animal is the drone, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mammonism.

Kelman Winters is ranked 41,452nd in the world and 23rd in Taijitu for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 119.79 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,325thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,029thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,497thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,226thFattest Citizens: 5,818thMost Avoided: 5,888thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,158thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,336thLargest Mining Sector: 6,440thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,449thHighest Economic Output: 7,055thMost Stationary: 7,200thLargest Populations: 8,524thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,931stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,740thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,581stMost Conservative: 13,866thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,326thLargest Retail Industry: 14,784thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,064thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,707thMost Influential: 16,720thLargest Black Market: 17,204th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.

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