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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,316thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,157thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,185th
The Corporate Head of
Corporate Police State
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Kelman Winters
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Kelman Winters

Population19.199 billion

CapitalCorporate Headquarters
LeaderKelman Winters

Currencythrice laundered stock

The Corporate Head of Kelman Winters is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kelman Winters with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.199 billion corporate drones are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corporate Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The all-consuming incorporated economy, worth a remarkable 2,155 trillion thrice laundered stocks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 112,291 thrice laundered stocks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 761,700 per year while the poor average 6,075, a ratio of 125 to 1.

It is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kelman Winters's national animal is the drone, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mammonism.

Kelman Winters is ranked 22,303rd in the world and 11th in Taijitu for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 12,554.56 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 2,316thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,157thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,185thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,277thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,386thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,135thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,521stMost Stationary: 5,911thFattest Citizens: 6,116thMost Avoided: 6,606thHighest Economic Output: 7,155thLargest Populations: 7,623rdLargest Mining Sector: 9,586thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,877thMost Conservative: 16,788thMost Influential: 17,341stLargest Retail Industry: 17,373rdMost Corrupt Governments: 17,629thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,505thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,112thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,303rd
Most Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the region

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