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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,178thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,081stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,156th
The Corporate Head of
Corporate Police State
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Kelman Winters
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kelman Winters

Population20.397 billion

CapitalCorporate Headquarters
LeaderKelman Winters
FaithMammonism

Currencythrice laundered stock
Animaldrone

The Corporate Head of Kelman Winters is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kelman Winters with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.397 billion corporate drones are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corporate Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The all-consuming incorporated economy, worth a remarkable 2,290 trillion thrice laundered stocks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 112,291 thrice laundered stocks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 761,700 per year while the poor average 6,075, a ratio of 125 to 1.

It is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kelman Winters's national animal is the drone, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mammonism.

Kelman Winters is ranked 88,492nd in the world and 22nd in Taijitu for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,855.76 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,178thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,081stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,156thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,296thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,395thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,123rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,432ndMost Stationary: 5,613thFattest Citizens: 6,294thHighest Economic Output: 7,153rdLargest Populations: 7,486thLargest Mining Sector: 9,755thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,192ndMost Conservative: 15,595thMost Influential: 17,157thLargest Retail Industry: 17,583rdMost Corrupt Governments: 17,743rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,080thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,759th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Kelman Winters was struck by a Mk V (Cauterizer) Cure Missile from The Royal Confederacy of Eluvatar, curing 789 million infected.

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