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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,324thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,206thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,357th
The Corporate Head of
Corporate Police State
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Kelman Winters
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kelman Winters

Population18.384 billion

CapitalCorporate Headquarters
LeaderKelman Winters
FaithMammonism

Currencythrice laundered stock
Animaldrone

The Corporate Head of Kelman Winters is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kelman Winters with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.384 billion corporate drones are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corporate Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The all-consuming incorporated economy, worth a remarkable 2,064 trillion thrice laundered stocks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 112,291 thrice laundered stocks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 761,700 per year while the poor average 6,075, a ratio of 125 to 1.

It is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kelman Winters's national animal is the drone, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mammonism.

Kelman Winters is ranked 48,883rd in the world and 9th in Taijitu for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,825.64 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,324thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,206thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,357thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,442ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,479thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,477thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,642ndFattest Citizens: 5,945thMost Stationary: 6,058thMost Avoided: 6,176thHighest Economic Output: 7,051stLargest Populations: 7,693rdLargest Mining Sector: 8,244thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11,773rdMost Corrupt Governments: 15,305thMost Conservative: 15,894thLargest Retail Industry: 16,544thMost Influential: 17,921stMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,680thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,028thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,580th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kelman Winters's influence in Taijitu rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Kelman Winters's influence in Taijitu fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Kelman Winters's influence in Taijitu rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Kelman Winters's influence in Taijitu fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.

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