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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,285th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,965th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,433rd
The Corporate Head of
Corporate Police State
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Kelman Winters
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kelman Winters

Population15.907 billion

CapitalCorporate Headquarters
LeaderKelman Winters
FaithMammonism

Currencythrice laundered stock
Animaldrone

The Corporate Head of Kelman Winters is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kelman Winters with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.907 billion corporate drones are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corporate Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The all-consuming incorporated economy, worth a remarkable 1,765 trillion thrice laundered stocks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 110,985 thrice laundered stocks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 484,101 per year while the poor average 16,081, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.

It is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kelman Winters's national animal is the drone, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mammonism.

Kelman Winters is ranked 2,965th in the world and 4th in Taijitu for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 7,594.94 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,285thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,965thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,433rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,003rdFattest Citizens: 5,864thMost Avoided: 5,902ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,017thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,283rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,415thLargest Mining Sector: 6,744thMost Stationary: 6,937thHighest Economic Output: 7,016thLargest Populations: 8,378thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10,591stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,824thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,953rdMost Conservative: 14,097thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,615thLargest Retail Industry: 14,688thMost Influential: 16,516th
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.

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