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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,181stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,217thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,218th
The Corporate Head of
Corporate Police State
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Kelman Winters
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Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kelman Winters

Population22.991 billion

CapitalCorporate Headquarters
LeaderKelman Winters
FaithMammonism

Currencythrice laundered stock
Animaldrone

The Corporate Head of Kelman Winters is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kelman Winters with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.991 billion corporate drones are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corporate Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The all-consuming incorporated economy, worth a remarkable 2,581 trillion thrice laundered stocks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 112,291 thrice laundered stocks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 761,701 per year while the poor average 6,075, a ratio of 125 to 1.

It is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kelman Winters's national animal is the drone, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mammonism.

Kelman Winters is ranked 3,321st in the world and 4th in Taijitu for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,728.93 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,181stTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,217thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,218thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,321stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,501stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,866thMost Stationary: 5,062ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,257thFattest Citizens: 5,936thLargest Populations: 7,029thHighest Economic Output: 7,126thLargest Mining Sector: 10,390thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,836thMost Influential: 16,711thLargest Retail Industry: 18,327thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,044thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,128thMost Conservative: 22,186thMost Ignorant Citizens: 22,412thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,882ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,352nd
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the region

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  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kelman Winters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

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