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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,120thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,700thFattest Citizens: 8,006th
The Alternative Facts Kingdom of
Corporate Police State
I don't sugarcoat things but I'm very polite delivering
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kellyanne

Population2.774 billion

CapitalSwampington
LeaderOrange Julius Caesar
FaithOsage Orange Mania

Currencyjob
Animalelephant shrew

The Alternative Facts Kingdom of Kellyanne is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Orange Julius Caesar with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.774 billion Kellyannes are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swampington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.1%.

The all-consuming Kellyannean economy, worth 200 trillion jobs a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 72,180 jobs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 345,227 per year while the poor average 8,842, a ratio of 39.0 to 1.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Kellyanne's national animal is the elephant shrew, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Osage Orange Mania.

Kellyanne is ranked 180,931st in the world and 3rd in MAGA or Die for Most Secular, with 13.95 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,120thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,700thFattest Citizens: 8,006thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,962ndTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,628thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,811thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,644thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,890thLargest Mining Sector: 14,683rdMost Avoided: 17,552ndMost Pro-Market: 19,738thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,069th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kellyanne was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Kellyanne, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Following new legislation in Kellyanne, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Kellyanne was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Kellyanne was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Kellyanne's influence in MAGA or Die fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Kellyanne's influence in MAGA or Die rose from "Sprat" to "Power".
  • : Following new legislation in Kellyanne, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Kellyanne, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in Kellyanne, drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough.

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