The Republic of Kelle Sondians is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Aim Boi with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.4 billion Kelle Sondiansians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aimtopia. The average income tax rate is 16.3%.

The all-consuming Kelle Sondiansian economy, worth 144 trillion papers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 103,374 papers, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelle Sondians's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kelle Sondians is ranked 53,862^nd in the world and 1,819^th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,613.5 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.