The Federation of Kellavere Landscape Conservation Area is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.141 billion Kellavere Landscape Conservation Areans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.7%.

The very strong Kellavere Landscape Conservation Arean economy, worth 72.2 trillion gambles a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,289 gambles, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, and childish pranks are no laughing matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kellavere Landscape Conservation Area's national animal is the gamble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kellavere Landscape Conservation Area is ranked 157,164^th in the world and 98^th in Protected Landscapes of Estonia for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 2,138.98 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.