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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,209thMost Secular: 2,810thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,142nd
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Strenght through order
The Founder
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kelemengrad

Population2.16 billion

CapitalKelemengrad
LeaderThe Founder
FaithAtheism

CurrencyKF
Animalfalcon

The People's Republic of Kelemengrad is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Founder with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, disturbing lack of elderly people, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.16 billion Kelemengradians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kelemengrad. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kelemengradian economy, worth 314 trillion KFS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 145,584 KFS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelemengrad's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kelemengrad is ranked 20,337th in the world and 1,288th in Balder for Most Developed, scoring 80.64 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,209thTop
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Most Secular: 2,810thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,142ndMost Authoritarian: 3,812thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,915thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,103rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,786thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,311thMost Conservative: 6,438thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,638thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,864thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,686thHealthiest Citizens: 8,563rdTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 9,508thLargest Governments: 9,628thMost Extreme: 9,733rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,492ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,674thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,770thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,323rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,486thHighest Average Incomes: 13,937thSafest: 15,518thMost Cultured: 16,667thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,234th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 55th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 91st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 96th in the regionMost Secular: 119th in the regionMost Extreme: 121st in the regionMost Conservative: 188th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 242nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 292nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 297th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 322nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 393rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 409th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 480th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 487th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 497th in the regionLargest Governments: 506th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 568th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 601st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kelemengrad, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelemengrad, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelemengrad, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelemengrad, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelemengrad, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelemengrad, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelemengrad, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelemengrad, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelemengrad, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Kelemengrad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.

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