Most Pacifist: 47th Highest Average Tax Rates: 65th Largest Governments: 67th
The Socialist Bohemian Rhapsody of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Fidelis ad Urnam (Faithful Unto Death)
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Socialist Bohemian Rhapsody of Kele is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Julian Anumia with a fair hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 25.225 billion Keleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bohemian Rhap City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but stagnant Kelean economy, worth a remarkable 1,953 trillion Ardans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,437 Ardans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, cars are banned from built-up areas, Dragons are considered a delicacy, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kele's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kele is ranked 128,999th in the world and 3rd in Atheist Haven for Most Average, scoring 28.07 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Top
1%
Most Pacifist: 47thHighest Average Tax Rates: 65thLargest Governments: 67thSafest: 79thLowest Crime Rates: 90thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 127thMost Beautiful Environments: 215thHealthiest Citizens: 225thLongest Average Lifespans: 238thMost Compassionate Citizens: 316thSmartest Citizens: 455thBest Weather: 770thNicest Citizens: 788thMost Cultured: 1,157thTop
5%
Most Inclusive: 1,619thLargest Populations: 1,652ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,682ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,109thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,199thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,439thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,689thHighest Economic Output: 4,166thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,722ndMost Stationary: 5,202ndMost Income Equality: 5,420thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,858thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,105thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,248thMost Influential: 7,951stTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,885thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,355thMost Politically Free: 15,521st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations, the Top 5% for Largest Welfare Programs, and the Top 10% for Nudest, Highest Poor Incomes, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Most Influential.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Nudest.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.

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