by Max Barry

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Most Pacifist: 50th Highest Average Tax Rates: 66th Largest Governments: 72nd
The Socialist Bohemian Rhapsody of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Fidelis ad Urnam (Faithful Unto Death)
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Socialist Bohemian Rhapsody of Kele is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Julian Anumia with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 25.811 billion Keleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bohemian Rhap City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but stagnant Kelean economy, worth a remarkable 1,998 trillion Ardans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,437 Ardans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, cars are banned from built-up areas, Dragons are considered a delicacy, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kele's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kele is ranked 100,910th in the world and 3rd in Atheist Haven for Largest Black Market, with 120 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Most Pacifist: 50thHighest Average Tax Rates: 66thLargest Governments: 72ndSafest: 82ndLowest Crime Rates: 94thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 144thHealthiest Citizens: 243rdMost Beautiful Environments: 251stLongest Average Lifespans: 280thMost Compassionate Citizens: 360thSmartest Citizens: 510thBest Weather: 835thNicest Citizens: 873rdMost Cultured: 1,276thLargest Populations: 1,616thTop
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Most Inclusive: 1,984thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,729thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,296thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,314thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,343rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,021stHighest Economic Output: 4,243rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,381stMost Stationary: 4,769thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,742ndMost Income Equality: 6,192ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,145thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,534thMost Influential: 8,342ndTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,749thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,026thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,307thMost Politically Free: 17,482nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations, the Top 5% for Largest Welfare Programs, and the Top 10% for Nudest, Highest Poor Incomes, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Most Influential.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Nudest.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.

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