by Max Barry

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Most Pacifist: 52nd Highest Average Tax Rates: 67th Largest Governments: 73rd
The Socialist Bohemian Rhapsody of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Fidelis ad Urnam (Faithful Unto Death)
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Socialist Bohemian Rhapsody of Kele is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Julian Anumia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 26.34 billion Keleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bohemian Rhap City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but stagnant Kelean economy, worth a remarkable 2,039 trillion Ardans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,437 Ardans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, cars are banned from built-up areas, Dragons are considered a delicacy, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kele's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kele is ranked 62,576th in the world and 2nd in Atheist Haven for Most Authoritarian, with 0.26 Stalins.

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Most Pacifist: 52ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 67thLargest Governments: 73rdSafest: 77thLowest Crime Rates: 100thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 154thHealthiest Citizens: 258thMost Beautiful Environments: 274thLongest Average Lifespans: 310thMost Compassionate Citizens: 371stSmartest Citizens: 556thBest Weather: 860thNicest Citizens: 932ndMost Cultured: 1,326thTop
5%
Largest Populations: 1,596thMost Inclusive: 2,209thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,742ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,895thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,255thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,428thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,025thHighest Economic Output: 4,255thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,320thMost Stationary: 4,459thMost Income Equality: 5,463rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,468thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,713thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,415thTop
10%
Most Influential: 8,201stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,831st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations, the Top 5% for Largest Welfare Programs, and the Top 10% for Nudest, Highest Poor Incomes, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Most Influential.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Nudest.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.

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