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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,709th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,203rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,246th
The Independent SSR of
Democratic Socialists
Workers of the World, Unite!
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Keivan Rus

Population5.537 billion

CapitalKiev

CurrencyHryvnia
AnimalBear

The Independent SSR of Keivan Rus is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5.537 billion Slavs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiev. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slavic economy, worth 870 trillion Hryvnias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 157,140 Hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, Slavic novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader, entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police, and young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keivan Rus's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keivan Rus is ranked 12,384th in the world and 1st in Russian SFSR for Most Cultured, scoring 100 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
5%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,709thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,203rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,246thLowest Crime Rates: 4,340thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,457thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,548thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,042ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,297thLargest Governments: 5,872ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,080thHealthiest Citizens: 6,176thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,207thMost Developed: 7,505thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,796thTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,519thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,559thBest Weather: 8,766thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,537thMost Secular: 9,947thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,978thSafest: 9,986thSmartest Citizens: 10,866thHighest Average Incomes: 11,177thMost Inclusive: 11,720thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,060thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,124thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,239thMost Cultured: 12,384thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,457thMost Efficient Economies: 13,737thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,995thRudest Citizens: 15,262nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Keivan Rus, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid.
  • : Following new legislation in Keivan Rus, entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police.
  • : Following new legislation in Keivan Rus, Slavic novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Keivan Rus, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Keivan Rus, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Keivan Rus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens and Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Keivan Rus, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Keivan Rus, Kiev's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Keivan Rus, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Keivan Rus's influence in Russian SFSR rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".

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