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Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,950thLeast Corrupt Governments: 24,095thBest Weather: 24,391st
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Corporate Bordello
We Will Endure
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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Keeping Watch

Population1.742 billion


The Constitutional Monarchy of Keeping Watch is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.742 billion Keeping Watchians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.1%.

The very strong Keeping Watchian economy, worth 79.3 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 45,548 rupees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 160,907 per year while the poor average 9,319, a ratio of 17.3 to 1.

Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Keeping Watchians, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke, and racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keeping Watch's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keeping Watch is ranked 163,426th in the world and 6th in The VaIIey for Most Secular, with 16.26 Atheism Rate.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,950thLeast Corrupt Governments: 24,095thBest Weather: 24,391st

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