by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 704th Most Influential: 1,119th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,875th
The Empire of
New York Times Democracy
Let us speak of peace and act on desires
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.215 billion

CapitalKeelut City
LeaderThe Ringleader


The Empire of Keelut is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Ringleader with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.215 billion Keelutians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keelut City. The average income tax rate is 41.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Keelutian economy, worth 917 trillion Cyans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,926 Cyans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Going on a diet invalidates your passport, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime is totally unknown. Keelut's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Keelut is ranked 149,741st in the world and 8,760th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -9.38 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 704thMost Influential: 1,119thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,875thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,255thMost Developed: 4,406thMost Inclusive: 5,348thMost Cultured: 5,726thSmartest Citizens: 5,738thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,032ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,103rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,447thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,520thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,565thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,827thLargest Retail Industry: 7,013thHighest Drug Use: 7,315thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,330thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,074thHighest Average Incomes: 8,115thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,314thMost Secular: 8,331stBest Weather: 8,486thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,566thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,511thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,916thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,252ndRudest Citizens: 12,528thNudest: 12,842ndHighest Economic Output: 14,060thLargest Governments: 15,572nd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 142nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 238th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 243rd in the regionMost Developed: 256th in the regionMost Cultured: 273rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 276th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 284th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 291st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 305th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 316th in the regionMost Inclusive: 333rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 358th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 374th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 379th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 380th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 385th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 387th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 395th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 395th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 396th in the regionMost Influential: 413th in the regionNudest: 418th in the regionMost Secular: 434th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 457th in the regionBest Weather: 468th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 515th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 524th in the regionRudest Citizens: 550th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 567th in the regionMost Stationary: 575th in the regionLargest Governments: 703rd in the regionLargest Populations: 761st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 874th in the regionLargest Black Market: 934th in the region

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