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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 789th Most Influential: 1,114th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,470th
The Empire of
New York Times Democracy
Let us speak of peace and act on desires
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.346 billion

CapitalKeelut City
LeaderThe Ringleader


The Empire of Keelut is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Ringleader with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.346 billion Keelutians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keelut City. The average income tax rate is 35.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Keelutian economy, worth 772 trillion Cyans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 177,732 Cyans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up, and the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers. Crime is totally unknown. Keelut's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Keelut is ranked 2,470th in the world and 113th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,118.09 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 789thMost Influential: 1,114thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,470thMost Developed: 4,751stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,948thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,050thSmartest Citizens: 5,902ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,935thMost Cultured: 6,082ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,132ndMost Inclusive: 6,172ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,202ndHighest Drug Use: 7,163rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,664thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,702ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,804thLargest Retail Industry: 7,969thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,000thMost Secular: 8,757thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,540thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,726thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,916thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,047thRudest Citizens: 11,300thBest Weather: 11,532ndMost Rebellious Youth: 11,791stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,816thNudest: 13,269thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,607thHighest Economic Output: 16,190thLargest Governments: 16,977th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 113th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 219th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 244th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 253rd in the regionMost Developed: 268th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 270th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 285th in the regionMost Cultured: 287th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 296th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 299th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 332nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 366th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 398th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 414th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 416th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 428th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 444th in the regionNudest: 446th in the regionMost Secular: 449th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 455th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 456th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 460th in the regionMost Influential: 460th in the regionRudest Citizens: 481st in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 515th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 528th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 567th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 598th in the regionBest Weather: 652nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 657th in the regionLargest Black Market: 715th in the regionMost Stationary: 719th in the regionLargest Populations: 733rd in the regionLargest Governments: 750th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 930th in the region

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