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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,395th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,488th Most Influential: 2,000th
The United Socialist States of
Left-wing Utopia
What's good for the goose is good for the gander
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Kdogistan

Population7.574 billion

CapitalBernieville
LeaderNude Tayne

Currencygoose
Animalgoose

The United Socialist States of Kdogistan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Nude Tayne with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.574 billion Kdoges are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bernieville. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The thriving Kdogeite economy, worth 733 trillion geese a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is 96,886 geese, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, and Nude Tayne's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kdogistan's national animal is the goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kdogistan is ranked 2,000th in the world and 39th in The Communist Bloc for Most Influential, scoring 39,453 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,395thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,488thTop
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Most Influential: 2,000thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,316thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,720thMost Pacifist: 3,326thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,330thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,042ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,051stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,221stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,393rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,785thSafest: 4,869thBest Weather: 5,342ndMost Inclusive: 5,697thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,789thNicest Citizens: 5,959thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,099thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,188thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,395thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,428thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,021stTop
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Nudest: 7,753rdLargest Governments: 7,765thMost Cultured: 7,873rdSmartest Citizens: 9,478thMost Stationary: 10,173rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,782ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,791stLowest Crime Rates: 12,304thMost Secular: 12,420thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,100thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,441st
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Most Stationary: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 45th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 48th in the regionNudest: 48th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 62nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 72nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 73rd in the regionLargest Populations: 74th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 78th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kdogistan was endorsed by The People's Republic of Marxstar.
  • : Kdogistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Auralia".
  • : Kdogistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Personal Privacy".
  • : Following new legislation in Kdogistan, Nude Tayne's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Kdogistan, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
  • : Kdogistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kdogistan, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Kdogistan, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Kdogistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Affordable Transgender Hormone Therapy".
  • : Kdogistan was endorsed by The People's Republic of Sodoran Alesia.

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