The United Socialist States of KCCCP 58 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 6.279 billion KCCCP 58ians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 51.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant KCCCP 58ian economy, worth 68.2 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,857 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KCCCP 58's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

KCCCP 58 is ranked 211,847^th in the world and 1^st in Nordrhein Westfalen for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -5.66 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.