by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 400thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 549thSafest: 3,272nd
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Kazoo Basin

Population1.627 billion



The Republic of Kazoo Basin is a massive, safe nation, ruled by BKP with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 1.627 billion Kazoo Basinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PALLET TOWN. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kazoo Basinian economy, worth 237 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,193 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazoo Basin's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is HINDUISM.

Kazoo Basin is ranked 9,409th in the world and 539th in The North Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 28,662.33 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 400thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 549thTop
Safest: 3,272ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,499thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,509thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,961stBest Weather: 4,977thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,086thLowest Crime Rates: 6,476thMost Patriotic: 7,283rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,611thMost Developed: 9,145thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,409thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,870thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,939thMost Devout: 10,714thMost Efficient Economies: 10,955thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,066thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,412thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 11,611thLargest Governments: 11,997thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,019thSmartest Citizens: 13,717thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,914thNicest Citizens: 13,971stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,678thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,911thHighest Average Incomes: 15,245thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,915thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,582ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,455thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,079thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,211th
Most Influential: 125th in the regionSafest: 190th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 284th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 314th in the regionBest Weather: 320th in the regionMost Patriotic: 327th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 336th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 345th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 367th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 387th in the regionMost Devout: 392nd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 477th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 539th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 546th in the regionMost Developed: 558th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 581st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 589th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 590th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 602nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 606th in the regionLargest Governments: 612th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 638th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 643rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 676th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 681st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 712th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 752nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 766th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 772nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 784th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 805th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 862nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : Kazoo Basin was endorsed by The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned.
  • : Kazoo Basin was endorsed by The Honorable Republic of Kwaj.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, glamping Kazoo Basinians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Kazoo Basin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 257 » Communist Lukania, Hamerica, The Afsharid Dynasty, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Capitista, R libanon, Batatoland Empire, SCT, Cornwallis Bay, Brotigymbymmoereekin, British-Australia, Altivia, East Supple Lund, Lon Zucand, Harmonypine, Canineia, Liberum Hibernia, Eraver, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Ethnon, Cartures, Western Vapia, Laurendon, Blyskalia, Arima Dome, Durfland, Expere Fiyans, The Cold Northern North, Rising Sakura, Kaihe, RetroBeaners, Aetulia, United Republic of Free States, Notyoutopia, DeadlyAntics, Tyrantio Land, United Engiresco, Saint Kus Viseatanumpance, Kyruev, Andanavia, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, Ahssn, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Paradeavenlisian States, A Salmon Named Harold, Brandenburg-Ansbach, Arctic Kingdoms, Barlano, Holy Oranz, Chuuni Weebs, and 207 others.Que Lukustinardon, Volstokn, Territorio di Nessuno, Orado, Former English Colony, Shibutani, Leon Bloom, Venicea, Klodma, Tehmistan, Brysto, Brsil, Libertania Democratica, Mon Island, Lulubellia, Randomcountryland, XII Sovereigns, JK239, BohemiaIV, Figyjharli, Lemsrow, Picairn, Le Free Republic, Advancia-Sizzletown, West Grippiratia, Zimmerdachen, The Endless Eventide, Anak ng Bayan, The Calabash Protectorate, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Azzarel, Aerilia, Illusia and Neverendia, Orogonia, Luctanhury, Marmiedon, Rainengrad, Conservative State of Poland, ForestMythal, Walter Jackson, Bharathvarsh, Empy, Eywaan, Pallaith, Feelonia, Dicko, Laxoimia, Votak Matim, Sikol, Bend Mai, Unsophisticate, Luxarra, The Rhein States, Costa Azurica, Ayuzhhhhh, Kooderpictokingratch, Royal Bengaluru, Cam Zazi, Darkmondoria, Nordliches Stadt, Erisoria, Jaxikistan, Detrivania, Bankowiata, Aeurithianar, AmManies, Chukstik Illahi, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Omnistria, Xagill, Lionia, WeKnow, Azur Iane, Tyirza, Guer Aike, Outer Shenendoah, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, African-Empire, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Fascist Democracy, Ocharckia, BruceWillisia, Seanat, Corfad, Ellbonnia, Soviet Terran, Exteriores Insulae Hyacinthum, Keurig Machines, New Celoveniortan, Eternal Dominion, Sahriastan, Francois Isidore, Tringapore, Hardscrabble, Chiho, Republica Guilleana, Koda-Land, Yaorozu, Bearical, North Bratislava, Liminyj, Democatic Donkeys, Ardretia, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Larger Green Plants, Tibus Heth, PlanetMercury, El Fiji Grande, Caballeronia, Loutsland, The Kingdom of Gamblers, Busea Planian, Teothopia, Siwale, Aruvicion, South African Legions, Wooleystan, Amerian States, Cretox State, Dabarastan, Obelias, Nordic-British Union, Selfgradatude, Planes, Climeria, SORT, Card Kingdom, Palgo, Brettenia, Cinnibar, The Mazur Empire, BrightFutures, AVALOHIA, Pooldova, Amblegreserland, Svenskskit, Finchin, Zapiron, Changjo, Lorinth, Lunar Cities of America, Nuronte, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Antonimus, Malta Comino Gozo, Caselpania, Yokciq Empire, Wilkshire, Kranostav, Religioncord, Wineclaw, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, New Trisone, Aingard, Yellops, Frances Francis the First of France, New Lakemba, Ariele, Unshleepd, Attelooch, Fridya, East Akra, Russyjka, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Koletsia, Nova Arcania, Aguaria Major, Chadinton, Amadora Oeste, Brucklania, Sundred, Hyphen, 1 very fast endotarter, Cliecia, Sil Dorsett, ChristianVille of the USA, Aryan Homeland, Capablanca, Hellsinky, Galbadiana, ABC, Arloria, Zemnaya Svoboda, Tachycardia, Technocratic-european Countries, Elavonstagen, Ravendi, Wisconsota, Joseph Joestar 2nd part, Skerordere Ang, The Pantheons, Joodey, Neopie, Pazair, Kragsgale, Super Girl, Praeceps, Valentine Z, Vincone Cae, Runeda, Travislavania, Haarlen, Napnomadia, Kwaj, and Merconitonitopia.

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