The Republic of Kazoo Basin is a massive, safe nation, ruled by BKP with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 1.627 billion Kazoo Basinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PALLET TOWN. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kazoo Basinian economy, worth 237 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,193 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazoo Basin's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is HINDUISM.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
- : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
- : Kazoo Basin was endorsed by The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia.
- : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
- : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned.
- : Kazoo Basin was endorsed by The Honorable Republic of Kwaj.
- : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, glamping Kazoo Basinians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
- : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
- : Kazoo Basin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
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