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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 72nd Most Advanced Public Transport: 74th Largest Welfare Programs: 118th
The Workers' Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Order, Progress, Equality
Influence
Negotiator
Lieutenant of the Korean Peoples Army
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Kazirstan

Population10.716 billion

CapitalKarakol
LeaderKirana Taka'in

CurrencyKazir
AnimalWolf

The Workers' Republic of Kazirstan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kirana Taka'in with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.716 billion Kazirstanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karakol. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kazirstani economy, worth a remarkable 2,372 trillion Kazirs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 221,372 Kazirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, group hugs break out during floor votes, nothing gets the party jumping like Kirana Taka'in specifying how high, and male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazirstan's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kazirstan is ranked 231st in the world and 3rd in North Korea for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 23,872.23 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 72ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 74thLargest Welfare Programs: 118thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 145thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 231stMost Pacifist: 352ndMost Advanced Public Education: 353rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 368thMost Developed: 484thMost Inclusive: 498thLargest Governments: 499thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 528thSafest: 542ndNicest Citizens: 562ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 592ndLongest Average Lifespans: 594thMost Beautiful Environments: 613thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 617thHealthiest Citizens: 671stLeast Corrupt Governments: 718thMost Cheerful Citizens: 735thMost Cultured: 747thMost Subsidized Industry: 802ndBest Weather: 877thLowest Crime Rates: 899thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,127thSmartest Citizens: 1,147thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,010thMost Efficient Economies: 3,634thHighest Average Incomes: 4,106thHighest Economic Output: 4,579thMost Politically Free: 5,061stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,841stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,901stNudest: 7,168thMost Secular: 8,288thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,936thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,179thMost Income Equality: 12,300thMost Extreme: 14,183rdMost Influential: 15,813th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kazirstan, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazirstan, nothing gets the party jumping like Kirana Taka'in specifying how high.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazirstan, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazirstan, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazirstan, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Kazirstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazirstan, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazirstan, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazirstan, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
  • : Following new legislation in Kazirstan, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.

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