The Most Serene Republic of Kazilanda is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 705 million Kazilanders enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kazilandan economy, worth 33.6 trillion kazils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 47,694 kazils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one knows how to tie a reef knot, female restaurant chefs are not allowed to have male customers, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazilanda's national animal is the jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kazilanda is ranked 116,442^nd in the world and 90^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,094.46 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.