The Playgrounds of Kazete is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Neru Yosen and Stef Toshio with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 44.76 billion Kazetans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gigacom. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kazetan economy, worth a remarkable 8,852 trillion copylefts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 197,772 copylefts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, sports club owners are having a moneyball, and Neru Yosen and Stef Toshio has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kazete's national animal is the bacteria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kazete is ranked 294,020^th in the world and 22^nd in Autropolis for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.17 law-abiding acts per hour.