The Banana Republic of Kazejin is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 40.741 billion Kazejinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kazejinian economy, worth a remarkable 7,081 trillion Banana Chips a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 173,818 Banana Chips, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 731,349 per year while the poor average 26,807, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kazejin's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kazejin is ranked 257,553^rd in the world and 6,976^th in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -31.62 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.