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Most Cheerful Citizens: 261stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 453rdLargest Populations: 515th
The Banana Republic of
Anarchy
Death to all llamas.
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Kazejin

Population40.741 billion

CurrencyBanana Chip
AnimalHuman

The Banana Republic of Kazejin is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 40.741 billion Kazejinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kazejinian economy, worth a remarkable 7,081 trillion Banana Chips a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 173,818 Banana Chips, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 731,349 per year while the poor average 26,807, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kazejin's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kazejin is ranked 257,553rd in the world and 6,976th in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -31.62 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 261stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 453rdLargest Populations: 515thHighest Crime Rates: 523rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 857thMost Armed: 965thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 977thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,020thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,061stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,108thHighest Economic Output: 1,323rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,357thFattest Citizens: 1,701stHighest Drug Use: 1,763rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,809thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,146thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,370thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,926thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,590thRudest Citizens: 4,366thSmartest Citizens: 7,237thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,679thNudest: 9,912thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,927thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,466thHighest Average Incomes: 10,622ndMost Cultured: 11,035thLargest Retail Industry: 11,117thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,698thTop
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Best Weather: 17,855thLargest Black Market: 20,478thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,562ndMost Politically Free: 23,071stNicest Citizens: 24,366thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,990thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,843rd
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 31st in the regionMost Armed: 35th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 39th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 41st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 44th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 53rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 60th in the regionFattest Citizens: 70th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 86th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 108th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 111th in the regionMost Politically Free: 119th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 128th in the regionMost Avoided: 132nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 186th in the regionRudest Citizens: 196th in the regionNudest: 327th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 361st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 365th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 370th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 437th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 469th in the regionMost Extreme: 485th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 525th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 577th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 591st in the regionMost Cultured: 600th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 688th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kazejin's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Kazejin's influence in Lazarus fell from "Nipper" to "Newcomer".
  • : Kazejin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kazejin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kazejin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Kazejin's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Kazejin's influence in Lazarus fell from "Nipper" to "Newcomer".
  • : Kazejin's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Kazejin's influence in Lazarus fell from "Nipper" to "Newcomer".
  • : Kazejin's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".

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