The Naval Republic of KazamanicEuropeia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kazaman Asterien with an even hand, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 25.965 billion Kazamanics enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamaraye. The average income tax rate is 47.8%.

The strong KazamanicEuropeian economy, worth 727 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 28,006 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KazamanicEuropeia's national animal is the Jack Russell Terrier.

KazamanicEuropeia is ranked 98,449^th in the world and 494^th in Europeia for Most Politically Free, scoring 65.83 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.