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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 362nd Highest Poor Incomes: 404th Largest Information Technology Sector: 501st
The Federated Socialist Emirates of
Democratic Socialists
T Act'h' mq Alqb
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Kazakh Astana

Population5.376 billion

CapitalRhqqal' Bȳyev'ctah'
LeaderAmr Tmr
FaithAlqreamqỳtem

CurrencyTehqqral
AnimalBrown Bear

The Federated Socialist Emirates of Kazakh Astana is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Amr Tmr with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.376 billion Act'hs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhqqal' Bȳyev'ctah'. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Act'h economy, worth a remarkable 1,637 trillion Tehqqrals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 304,520 Tehqqrals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, and the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kazakh Astana's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alqreamqỳtem.

Kazakh Astana is ranked 156,407th in the world and 52nd in United roleplay authority for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.73 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 362ndHighest Poor Incomes: 404thLargest Information Technology Sector: 501stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 793rdLargest Black Market: 822ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,114thHighest Average Incomes: 1,483rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,581stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,907thLargest Governments: 2,134thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,176thRudest Citizens: 2,317thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,355thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,557thMost Developed: 3,210thSmartest Citizens: 3,763rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,162ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,283rdMost Inclusive: 4,335thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,524thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,537thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,584thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,985thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,646thLowest Crime Rates: 5,793rdBest Weather: 6,403rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,476thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,679thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,846thMost Efficient Economies: 7,152ndHighest Economic Output: 7,649thMost Secular: 8,434thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 12,000thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,577thMost Income Equality: 16,565th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kazakh Astana, the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet.
  • : Kazakh Astana's influence in United roleplay authority rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Kazakh Astana, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazakh Astana, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazakh Astana, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazakh Astana, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Kazakh Astana's influence in United roleplay authority rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Kazakh Astana, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazakh Astana, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
  • : Kazakh Astana's influence in United roleplay authority rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".

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