by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,278th Most Influential: 4,090th Most Conservative: 7,851st
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Gloria in Tenebris
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population1.007 billion

LeaderEmperor Octavius


The Empire of Kazakah is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Octavius with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.007 billion Kazakahians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berg. The average income tax rate is 56.9%.

The very strong Kazakahian economy, worth 73.0 trillion Gilders a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 72,518 Gilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

With increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas, and powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazakah's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Kazakah is ranked 148,497th in the world and 607th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Nudest, with 3.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,278thMost Influential: 4,090thTop
Most Conservative: 7,851stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,144thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,338thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,955thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,614thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,290thMost Authoritarian: 14,199th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 37th in the region

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