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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,616th Most Influential: 3,322nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,229th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Gloria in Tenebris
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
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Kazakah

Population1.515 billion

CapitalBerg
LeaderEmperor Octavius

CurrencyGilder
AnimalFalcon

The Empire of Kazakah is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Octavius with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.515 billion Kazakahians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berg. The average income tax rate is 58.3%.

The very strong Kazakahian economy, worth 110 trillion Gilders a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 72,611 Gilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

School children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, Emperor Octavius is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and Emperor Octavius's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazakah's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Kazakah is ranked 139,307th in the world and 573rd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.01 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,616thMost Influential: 3,322ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,229thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,541stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,576thMost Conservative: 9,811thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,838thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,891stMost Authoritarian: 15,444thLargest Black Market: 16,418th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kazakah was endorsed by The Grand Empire of Alpes a Septentrionali imperium.
  • : Kazakah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Kazakah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazakah, Emperor Octavius's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazakah, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazakah, Emperor Octavius is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazakah, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
  • : Kazakah was endorsed by The Empire of Otogal.
  • : Kazakah was endorsed by The Empire of Emerald Order.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazakah, visions of giant pink Falcons are a common side effect after Kazakahians eat their meals.

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