The Imperial Kingdom of Kaywell is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Shol Gregrox Kaywell with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, disturbing lack of elderly people, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 1.254 billion Tabulons are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korroway. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaywellian economy, worth 252 trillion Imperial Sters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 201,103 Imperial Sters, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,842,861 per year while the poor average 2,336, a ratio of 788 to 1.

Kaywell's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, super-powered zombies parade through the streets of Korroway, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Kaywell, and children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kaywell's national animal is the Apollyon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Keliosity.

Kaywell is ranked 750^th in the world and 2^nd in Gliese 105 for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.84 million Standard Monetary Units.