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School Class Nation
Most Primitive: 6,272nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,223rd
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Strength Through Freedom
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Good

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Kaytland

Population95 million

Currencydollar
Animalbear

The Republic of Kaytland is a large, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and fear of technology. The devout population of 95 million Kaytlandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 32.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kaytlandian economy, worth 4.74 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,874 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, the government pours millions of dollars into rehabilitation programs annually, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaytland's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaytland is ranked 137,274th in the world and 34th in Nostromo for Highest Drug Use, scoring 18.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Primitive: 6,272ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,223rd
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaytland, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaytland, the government pours millions of dollars into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • : Kaytland's influence in Nostromo rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Kaytland, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaytland, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaytland, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaytland, the state believes that children are what you make of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaytland, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaytland, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
  • : Kaytland was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".

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