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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,742nd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,974th
The Rogue Nation of
Civil Rights Lovefest
I like trains.
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kaylango

Population12 million

CurrencyFlorins
AnimalPanther

The Rogue Nation of Kaylango is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12 million Kaylangoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 8.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kaylangoan economy, worth 717 billion Florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 59,790 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Florins to support "struggling" industries, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime is almost non-existent. Kaylango's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaylango is ranked 99,649th in the world and 110th in Wintreath for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 1,060.16 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,742ndTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,974th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaylango, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaylango, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Florins to support "struggling" industries.
  • : Kaylango changed its national nation type to "Rogue Nation".
  • : Kaylango altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaylango, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaylango, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
  • : Kaylango's influence in Wintreath rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Kaylango, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaylango, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaylango, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.

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