The Matriarchy of Kawaii Zwei is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 6.396 billion Kawaii Zweians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong Kawaii Zweian economy, worth 300 trillion war bonds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 47,040 war bonds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 248,576 per year while the poor average 4,727, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kawaii Zwei's national animal is the white rabbit, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kawaii Zwei is ranked 334,720^th in the world and 4,737^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.31 law-abiding acts per hour.