by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,021stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,498thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,407th
The Wintony's Waifu of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Kawaii Village

Population9.517 billion

CapitalShoujo Central

CurrencyMoe Point

The Wintony's Waifu of Kawaii Village is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kawaii-Chan with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.517 billion Kawaii Villagers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kawaii economy, worth a remarkable 1,375 trillion Moe Points a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,529 Moe Points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The national shouting contest has become an important part of the electoral process, people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure', grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career. Crime is totally unknown. Kawaii Village's national animal is the kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is vintonyism.

Kawaii Village is ranked 195,465th in the world and 10th in The Council of Noteworthy Nations for Most Avoided, scoring 0.51 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,021stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,498thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,407thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,866thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,875thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,039thLargest Black Market: 4,743rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,604thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,963rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,747thMost Cultured: 7,406thMost Inclusive: 7,623rdLargest Governments: 7,708thMost Secular: 7,770thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,001stNicest Citizens: 10,017thTop
Most Pacifist: 10,404thMost Developed: 11,036thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,077thHighest Economic Output: 11,861stMost Beautiful Environments: 12,025thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,051stMost Rebellious Youth: 12,285thMost Efficient Economies: 14,144thHighest Average Incomes: 14,682ndSmartest Citizens: 15,230thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,887thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,416thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,576thMost Stationary: 18,258thHighest Drug Use: 20,590th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the region

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