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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,276th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,768th Most Subsidized Industry: 3,425th
The Wintony's Waifu of
Father Knows Best State
もえもえきゅん❣
Kawaii-Chan
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kawaii Village

Population6.82 billion

CapitalShoujo Central
LeaderKawaii-Chan
Faithvintonyism

CurrencyMoe Point
Animalkitten

The Wintony's Waifu of Kawaii Village is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kawaii-Chan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.82 billion Kawaii Villagers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kawaii economy, worth 948 trillion Moe Points a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,009 Moe Points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The national shouting contest has become an important part of the electoral process, people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure', grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career. Crime is totally unknown. Kawaii Village's national animal is the kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is vintonyism.

Kawaii Village is ranked 19,909th in the world and 3rd in The Council of Noteworthy Nations for Fattest Citizens, with 14.6 Obesity Rate.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,276thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,768thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,425thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,771stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,813thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,092ndLargest Black Market: 4,786thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,719thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,964thMost Secular: 6,821stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,874thMost Inclusive: 7,030thMost Cultured: 7,477thLargest Governments: 7,563rdTop
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Nicest Citizens: 9,054thMost Pacifist: 9,469thMost Developed: 9,711thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,977thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,388thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,342ndHighest Drug Use: 12,450thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,567thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,638thMost Efficient Economies: 12,673rdMost Rebellious Youth: 12,788thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,488thHighest Economic Output: 14,995thSmartest Citizens: 15,120thHighest Average Incomes: 15,448thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,697th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kawaii Village was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Village, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Village, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Village, people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Village, the national shouting contest has become an important part of the electoral process.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Village, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
  • : Kawaii Village altered its national flag.
  • : The Imperial Autocracy of Ironclad Sister dismissed Kawaii Village as Empress of Nihon.
  • : Kawaii Village's influence in The Council of Noteworthy Nations rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Kawaii Village was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.

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