The Matriarchy of Kawaii Vierzehn is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 6.389 billion Kawaii Vierzehnians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Kawaii Vierzehnian economy, worth 300 trillion war bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 47,074 war bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 303,397 per year while the poor average 2,950, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kawaii Vierzehn's national animal is the white rabbit, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kawaii Vierzehn is ranked 184,524^th in the world and 2,723^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.