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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,018th Largest Retail Industry: 9,175th Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,750th
The Cute Loving Guardian of
Iron Fist Consumerists
School's out! For! Summer!
Empress Kawaii
Raider Extraordinaire & Snarky Guardian
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Kawaii Schoolgirl

Population2.963 billion

CapitalShoujo Central
LeaderEmpress Kawaii
FaithEating all the chocolate in the region

Currencymoe point
Animalchibi kitten

The Cute Loving Guardian of Kawaii Schoolgirl is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Kawaii with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, national health service, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.963 billion Kawaii Schoolgirls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 30.4%.

The powerhouse Kawaii economy, worth 309 trillion moe points a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 104,549 moe points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets, and the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Kawaii Schoolgirl's national animal is the chibi kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eating all the chocolate in the region.

Kawaii Schoolgirl is ranked 54,476th in the world and 2,393rd in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,882.94 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,018thLargest Retail Industry: 9,175thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,750thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,146thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,792ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,693rdLargest Black Market: 13,722ndLargest Publishing Industry: 15,225thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,296thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,083rdMost Influential: 17,737thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,979th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 179th in the regionLargest Black Market: 189th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 232nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 256th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 362nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 370th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 390th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 453rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 490th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 513th in the regionMost Influential: 526th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 555th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 574th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 576th in the regionLargest Populations: 589th in the regionMost Stationary: 612th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 703rd in the regionMost Developed: 705th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 743rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 759th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 765th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 791st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 813th in the region

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