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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 152nd Most Influential: 746th Largest Black Market: 2,877th
The West Pacific Armed Forces of
Iron Fist Consumerists
En garde, I'll let you try my Wu Tang style!
Commander Kawaii
TWPAF Commander & Sparkly Monitor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Kawaii Schoolgirl

Population4.554 billion

CapitalShoujo Central
LeaderCommander Kawaii

Currencymoe point
Animalkitty cat

The West Pacific Armed Forces of Kawaii Schoolgirl is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Commander Kawaii with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.554 billion Kawaii Schoolgirls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 75.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kawaii economy, worth 759 trillion moe points a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 166,709 moe points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, Kawaii Schoolgirls are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-moe point treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawaii Schoolgirl's national animal is the kitty cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wintonyism.

Kawaii Schoolgirl is ranked 63,082nd in the world and 2,616th in the West Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 21.49 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 152ndMost Influential: 746thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,877thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,229thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,523rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,637thMost Efficient Economies: 7,216thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,300thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,971stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,168thMost Developed: 8,488thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,724thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,200thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,273rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,493rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,880thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,024thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,134thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,173rdMost Cultured: 10,417thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,054thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,251stSmartest Citizens: 12,480thLargest Governments: 12,594thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,874thLowest Crime Rates: 15,698thBest Weather: 16,671stLargest Retail Industry: 16,957th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 40th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 98th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 129th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 175th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 178th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 179th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 183rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 197th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 211th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 211th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 213th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 220th in the regionMost Developed: 234th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 243rd in the regionMost Cultured: 249th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 252nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 255th in the regionLargest Governments: 257th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 268th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 271st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 289th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 318th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 323rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 366th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 368th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 377th in the regionLargest Populations: 433rd in the regionBest Weather: 458th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 491st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 601st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 631st in the regionMost Inclusive: 644th in the region

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