The Christmas Party of Kawaii Schoolgirl is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by GEN Kawaii with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.164 billion Kawaii Schoolgirls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kawaii economy, worth 654 trillion moe points a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,252 moe points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawaii Schoolgirl's national animal is the chibi kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wintonyism.

Kawaii Schoolgirl is ranked 163,864^th in the world and 6,755^th in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 6.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.