The Holy Monster Issues of Kawaii Schoolgirl is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by GEN Kawaii with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, avant-garde cinema, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.818 billion Kawaii Schoolgirls are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kawaii economy, worth 466 trillion moe points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,210 moe points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up, and the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawaii Schoolgirl's national animal is the chibi kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eating all the chocolate in the region.

Kawaii Schoolgirl is ranked 27,911^th in the world and 1,097^th in the West Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 4,343.94 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.