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Largest Black Market: 2,221st Most Corrupt Governments: 3,548th Most Influential: 3,880th
The Imperialistic Queendom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Quoth the Server 404
Commander Kawaii
TWPAF Commander & Sparkly Monitor
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Kawaii Schoolgirl

Population5.961 billion

CapitalShoujo Central
LeaderCommander Kawaii

Currencymoe point
Animalcuddly kitten

The Imperialistic Queendom of Kawaii Schoolgirl is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Commander Kawaii with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.961 billion Kawaii Schoolgirls are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 80.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kawaii economy, worth a remarkable 1,085 trillion moe points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 182,087 moe points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers have a preference for fire-and-forget payloads, sex changes are routinely performed at Kawaii Schoolgirl's hospitals, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawaii Schoolgirl's national animal is the cuddly kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wintonyism.

Kawaii Schoolgirl is ranked 101,007th in the world and 3,996th in the West Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 26.29 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Largest Black Market: 2,221stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,548thMost Influential: 3,880thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,597thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,978thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,324thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,524thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,593rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,647thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,958thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,992ndMost Cultured: 7,063rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,208thMost Developed: 7,227thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,467thHighest Average Incomes: 7,523rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,534thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,608thTop
Largest Governments: 9,647thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,063rdSmartest Citizens: 10,248thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,569thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,962ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,572ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,126thLowest Crime Rates: 12,394thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,442ndBest Weather: 12,665thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,704thLargest Retail Industry: 13,106thHighest Economic Output: 13,215thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,092nd
Largest Black Market: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 67th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionMost Influential: 97th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 125th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 125th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 134th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 159th in the regionMost Cultured: 162nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 169th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 171st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 172nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 178th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 184th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 190th in the regionLargest Governments: 190th in the regionMost Developed: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 203rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 212th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 247th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 249th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 257th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 260th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 278th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 279th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 282nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 313th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 316th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 343rd in the regionLargest Populations: 360th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 369th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 389th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 394th in the region

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