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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,237th Largest Retail Industry: 8,960th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,396th
The Militaristic Cutetatorship of
Mother Knows Best State
Don't tell the teach I'm raiding during class...
Empress Kawaii
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Kawaii Schoolgirl

Population2.408 billion

CapitalShoujo Central
LeaderEmpress Kawaii
FaithEating all the chocolate in the region

Currencymoe point
Animalchibi kitten

The Militaristic Cutetatorship of Kawaii Schoolgirl is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Empress Kawaii with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.408 billion Kawaii Schoolgirls are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.6%.

The very strong Kawaii economy, worth 175 trillion moe points a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 72,897 moe points, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Kawaii Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, the populace has a pathological fear of computers more advanced than pocket calculators, and tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Kawaii Schoolgirl Blood Tithe. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Kawaii Schoolgirl's national animal is the chibi kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eating all the chocolate in the region.

Kawaii Schoolgirl is ranked 64,238th in the world and 2,449th in the West Pacific for Most Average, scoring 40.94 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,237thLargest Retail Industry: 8,960thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,396thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,327th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 157th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 212th in the regionLargest Black Market: 234th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 438th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 526th in the regionLargest Populations: 662nd in the regionMost Influential: 665th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 720th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 726th in the regionMost Stationary: 739th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 739th in the regionBest Weather: 812th in the region

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