by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,796thLargest Black Market: 1,983rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,536th
The Plushy Armies and Queen of
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Kawaii Schoolgirl

Population8.756 billion

CapitalShoujo Central

Currencymoe point
Animalcuddly kitten

The Plushy Armies and Queen of Kawaii Schoolgirl is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kawaii with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.756 billion Kawaii Schoolgirls are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 84.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kawaii economy, worth a remarkable 1,779 trillion moe points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,232 moe points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Big Belly is watching you, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawaii Schoolgirl's national animal is the cuddly kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wintonyism.

Kawaii Schoolgirl is ranked 236,818th in the world and 526th in Nihon for Least Corrupt Governments, with 22.86 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,796thLargest Black Market: 1,983rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,536thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,317thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,360thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,504thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,631stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,218thHighest Average Incomes: 6,318thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,390thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,714thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,739thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,846thMost Cultured: 7,236thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,310thMost Developed: 7,999thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,100thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,347thHighest Economic Output: 9,446thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,601stLargest Governments: 9,675thMost Efficient Economies: 10,471stSmartest Citizens: 10,746thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,926thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,488thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,867thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,940thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,775thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,610thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,088thBest Weather: 16,442ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,455th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 45th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 46th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 50th in the region

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