by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 133rd Most Influential: 1,934th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,740th
The Christmas Party of
Iron Fist Consumerists
*sticks a grenade in your stocking*
GEN Kawaii
FA Minister & Sparkly Monitor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Kawaii Schoolgirl

Population4.164 billion

CapitalShoujo Central
LeaderGEN Kawaii

Currencymoe point
Animalchibi kitten

The Christmas Party of Kawaii Schoolgirl is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by GEN Kawaii with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.164 billion Kawaii Schoolgirls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kawaii economy, worth 654 trillion moe points a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,252 moe points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawaii Schoolgirl's national animal is the chibi kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wintonyism.

Kawaii Schoolgirl is ranked 163,864th in the world and 6,755th in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 6.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 133rdTop
Most Influential: 1,934thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,740thLargest Black Market: 3,299thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,623rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,856thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,287thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,306thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,637thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,664thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,264thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,355thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,502ndMost Developed: 10,766thHighest Average Incomes: 11,065thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,570thMost Cultured: 11,662ndMost Advanced Public Education: 12,612thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,009thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,344thSmartest Citizens: 15,053rdMost Efficient Economies: 15,143rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 38th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 73rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 142nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 175th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 217th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 233rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 234th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 243rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 253rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 267th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 271st in the regionMost Cultured: 279th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 289th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 291st in the regionMost Developed: 293rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 296th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 306th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 328th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 336th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 350th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 380th in the regionLargest Governments: 405th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 461st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 477th in the regionLargest Populations: 478th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 509th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 532nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 637th in the regionFattest Citizens: 640th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Schoolgirl, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Kawaii Schoolgirl was endorsed by The Community of Volumia.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Schoolgirl, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Kawaii Schoolgirl was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Scythed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Schoolgirl, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Schoolgirl, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Schoolgirl, spousal homicide rates have tripled in recent months.
  • : Kawaii Schoolgirl was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Schoolgirl, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Schoolgirl, parents receive hefty fines for telling kids to eat their vegetables.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 357 » Craiolia, Condonohia, Bluetick11, Mediobogdum, Divina Patriae, Fissure Town, Aldesport, Cedarwood State, Acropylae, Kittenlicious, Kisovec, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Andyr, Dragonvista, Archinos, Comia Noracon, DiscGolfLand, Neenee, Fallgriffin, Empire of Spartacus, Bron Zortin, Champaign, Fujai, Dreamers for Hope, Common Good, Draxion Prime, Allwarts, Gorudoai, Crazy Waters, Blue Ocean on Beach, Gryphonian Alliance, Gizahn, Virginian Inquisitors, Ljosalfaryz, Demonvine, Americas Last Chance, Glorious Existence, Froghaven, Archonina, Avadon, Drachmaland, Greynne, Cazia Minor, Equorum, Barcocoland, Cyno, Alpacaria, Kippers and Beans, Bova Ptaltand, Ellcrys, and 307 others.Everlasting Wisdom, Gin Tonic, Fourth European Reich, Divata, Futuo, Dragonesia, Arkhyut, Finch Island, Eurunia, Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, Psikuta, Greg Tucker, Halmont, Jamoke, Azun, Middle Binbo Ver, Norfaldor, Pandaland III, Shaktirajya, The Vistula, Yy4u, Torkvale, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Wyndward, Nedtherland, The Anti-Social Socialists, United Adaikes, United South East, Tropical Isles, Spherus Magna, Majuria, Peoples Shanda, Tunapocalypse, Vilaskia, Lynier, ROBERSTAN, Leukogeras, The Rhenish League, Voycadia, Thaw, Pandaland II, New Belia, Wickedly evil people, Liberillia, Rogue Foundation Security Division Omega, Win Mints, WyEast, Suniterian, Lanaroce, Twisted Duality, Mirchusko, The 9 Stars, Thessalian, Oronia, Oometz, Pejrovas, Rekialvern, The Impregnable Theodosioupolis, Giantino, The Union of American Territories, Vita Pax, Volpi Apostati, Boszap, Ceden, Bostotina, Diziju, Carinthea, Sindria, Ultimate Awesomeness, Galtononsiand, Triestine, Duff de Utopia, Hunck, Thyrall, Blagoniya, Matism, Moriari, Agarth, Bluenaira, The North Ammon Thierry Order, Escapitania, The Island of New Amsterdam, Etzit, Recenesia, Desmosthenes and Burke, Anapoldinctricietranland, Maria, Ethermag, Terra Narberth, Mathematania, Numpties, Jerrito-5, New Norge, Trevixo-Tirolo, Yarinn, Myrnome, Kahndaq, New Carolignia, BIteland, Nation of The Ocult Gas, Coung Komands, Sanctuary Orion, Premiora, Jurttustan, Xupqeu, West Aton Sicand, Antahbrantahstan, Keerim Foundation, Meist Isle, New Scottika, Robbinston, Trantain, Tyrea, Siskaton, Demird, Ostindische, Vixotan, Mandrakar, Sylaeraeus, Avilesr, Svanland, Meedvheyt, Kyeongsang, Triperium, Western Borelia, Confederados do Brasil, Ubiquistania, The non-bunnary people, Song Lu, Kenestral, Nova Staffordania, Pan-Russia, The Free States of Gotham, Kaiser Deutschland, Mitzerthus, Rivello, Zogradia, Ortalis, The Undivided, Ceadda, Nerain, Sapphidon, United States of Valdezia, Reddub, Valverde Monferrato, The Peachy Republic, Mercanta, United Amarandus, Teralyon, Newgratia, Aeneisia, Holy Flana Kirldanden, New-Anerma, Nar Murr, Pikachuu, Fallas, Aravik, NishalStan, Kaisers Landing, Treesaptopia, The Father-Land, Orbitat, Midli-Laiani Aldermere, The City of Porter, The United Republic of Westend, Tarendoor, Altackitistan, Shaqolandia, Wasgonia, Carinakerathe, West-Fryslan, Magna Roma, States of Glory WA Office, Chestaan, Saldavia II, New Zazum, ROC Union, Alaafia, The Anclave, Faezany, Of fife, Hessere, Winter Aura, The Hooglands, The Nordic Scandinavian Empire, Victorian City, One Nation under Rob, Luminaros, Avonna, Leimstal, Gloubi-Boulga, United A, Mean Girls, Norotanjama, Liberland7, Nevafornia, Mildum, The Free Land of Anarchia, New Puruni, The Kister, Westwood, Ochisoflavones, NeoOasis, Ancola, Fletcheria, Rofltopia, Zenduria, El Facil, Merbija, Misiland, Sadres, Texx, Southern Eureka, Garrison 56, Greanshickazhon, Konoha State, Autumn Rain, Glenbeigh, Mayburn, Alles Arthors, Nilaro, Frastam Ith, Khalimshan, Dalimbar, Polish North Africa, Sherlande, Savoia del Nord, Reinoslavia, Rakindoland, Ashkan, Lemmersdorf, Jinnahnagar, Radnia, Armelinavia, Isle of Verwood, NoHiceLand, Granducato Toscana, Menouria, Xinge, Winterwind Hinterland, Solgarde, Dank Content, Denieria, Absturia, Mestizia, Seguro Island, Iron Lands of AEU, The Isle of Burgrass, Smokeland Bongtopia, Kruci, Milegiay, Yalaw, Bukoba, Sol Vopis, Spooky Skeletons, Andalusian Union, Satire in the First Degree, Guszam, UNLL, Diduknow, Guntons Islands, Old Blackwood, EdwardAstraland, Berronia, Loregia, Westwind, Orden Fres, Alantie, Selahang, Chervil, Valbeuf, Aja Nabha Varsha, Fanghtedion, The Remnants of Zogg, Branith, Mackerels and Puppers, Proletarian Autonomy Zone, Mankerson, Pope Aang, San Andres 2, Darkesia, Kingdom of Anderson, Ririland, Dilber, Site Clandia, She Now, Alchera, Kystriksveien, Vugaland, Bellaterrum, Abaja, Ragnarheimili, Neon Hana, Atopias, A Apricus Marimba, Molodava, Cerulean Prime, United Republic of Territories, BoxcarJim, Constantinopolisia, Isyland, The Unaplicable, BlackAdder goes Forth, Arkadia Universalis, Floss Nation, Scythed, and Volumia.

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