The Plushy Armies and Queen of Kawaii Schoolgirl is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kawaii with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.756 billion Kawaii Schoolgirls are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 84.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kawaii economy, worth a remarkable 1,779 trillion moe points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,232 moe points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Big Belly is watching you, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawaii Schoolgirl's national animal is the cuddly kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wintonyism.

Kawaii Schoolgirl is ranked 236,818^th in the world and 526^th in Nihon for Least Corrupt Governments, with 22.86 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.