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Most Influential: 4,471st Largest Black Market: 7,563rd Most Corrupt Governments: 9,797th
The Holy Pink Ghost Easter Egg of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Empress Kawaii
Raider Extraordinaire & Snarky Monitor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Kawaii Schoolgirl

Population3.493 billion

CapitalShoujo Central
LeaderEmpress Kawaii
FaithEating all the chocolate in the region

Currencymoe point
Animalchibi kitten

The Holy Pink Ghost Easter Egg of Kawaii Schoolgirl is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Kawaii with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.493 billion Kawaii Schoolgirls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 32.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kawaii economy, worth 351 trillion moe points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,493 moe points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Contestants on Kawaii Schoolgirl's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawaii Schoolgirl's national animal is the chibi kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eating all the chocolate in the region.

Kawaii Schoolgirl is ranked 123,642nd in the world and 4,823rd in the West Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 31.38 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Influential: 4,471stLargest Black Market: 7,563rdTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,797thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,461stHighest Drug Use: 14,235thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,426th
Largest Black Market: 101st in the regionMost Influential: 140th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 167th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 357th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 463rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 472nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 499th in the regionLargest Populations: 521st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 554th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 561st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 567th in the region

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