The Imperialistic Queendom of Kawaii Schoolgirl is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Commander Kawaii with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.961 billion Kawaii Schoolgirls are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 80.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kawaii economy, worth a remarkable 1,085 trillion moe points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 182,087 moe points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers have a preference for fire-and-forget payloads, sex changes are routinely performed at Kawaii Schoolgirl's hospitals, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawaii Schoolgirl's national animal is the cuddly kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wintonyism.

Kawaii Schoolgirl is ranked 101,007^th in the world and 3,996^th in the West Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 26.29 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.