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Most Valuable International Artwork: 859thLargest Black Market: 1,947thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,350th
The Troupiers of
Corrupt Dictatorship
[object Object]
Kawaii
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kawaii Schoolgirl

Population7.745 billion

CapitalShoujo Central
LeaderKawaii
FaithWintonyism

Currencymoe point
Animalcuddly kitten

The Troupiers of Kawaii Schoolgirl is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kawaii with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.745 billion Kawaii Schoolgirls are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 84.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kawaii economy, worth a remarkable 1,568 trillion moe points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,572 moe points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

A traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawaii Schoolgirl's national animal is the cuddly kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wintonyism.

Kawaii Schoolgirl is ranked 11,234th in the world and 201st in the West Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 84.12 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 859thLargest Black Market: 1,947thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,350thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,827thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,884thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,102ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,209thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,728thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,948thHighest Average Incomes: 6,080thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,295thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,348thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,754thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,986thMost Cultured: 7,193rdMost Developed: 7,529thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,744thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,832ndLargest Governments: 9,169thMost Efficient Economies: 9,510thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,787thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,112thHighest Economic Output: 10,134thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,265thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 10,310thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,234thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,283rdLowest Crime Rates: 12,180thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,418thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,870thBest Weather: 16,218thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,487th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 50th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 85th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 91st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 92nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 134th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 144th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 144th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 145th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 154th in the regionMost Cultured: 158th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 163rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 171st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 173rd in the regionLargest Governments: 178th in the regionMost Developed: 180th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 181st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 186th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 192nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 201st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 204th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 230th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 235th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 244th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 278th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 294th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 296th in the regionBest Weather: 408th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 432nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 543rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kawaii Schoolgirl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Schoolgirl, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Schoolgirl, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Schoolgirl, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Schoolgirl, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Schoolgirl, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Schoolgirl, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Kawaii Schoolgirl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Kawaii Schoolgirl altered its national flag.
  • : Kawaii Schoolgirl altered its national flag.

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