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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 121st Most Influential: 2,291st Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,153rd
The Holy Monster Issues of
Father Knows Best State
GEN Kawaii
WA Affairs Minister & Sparkly Monitor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Kawaii Schoolgirl

Population3.818 billion

CapitalShoujo Central
LeaderGEN Kawaii
FaithEating all the chocolate in the region

Currencymoe point
Animalchibi kitten

The Holy Monster Issues of Kawaii Schoolgirl is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by GEN Kawaii with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, avant-garde cinema, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.818 billion Kawaii Schoolgirls are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kawaii economy, worth 466 trillion moe points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,210 moe points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up, and the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawaii Schoolgirl's national animal is the chibi kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eating all the chocolate in the region.

Kawaii Schoolgirl is ranked 27,911th in the world and 1,097th in the West Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 4,343.94 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 121stTop
Most Influential: 2,291stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,153rdLargest Black Market: 5,266thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,250thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,867thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,311thMost Developed: 14,011thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,057thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,731stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,771stLargest Publishing Industry: 15,995thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,056thMost Cultured: 16,095th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 71st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 90th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 338th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 357th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 360th in the regionMost Developed: 376th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 383rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 396th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 407th in the regionMost Cultured: 412th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 414th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 422nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 423rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 423rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 463rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 464th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 466th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 469th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 475th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 478th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 501st in the regionLargest Populations: 506th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 566th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 569th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 571st in the region

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