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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 194th Most Influential: 443rd Largest Black Market: 2,328th
The Heaven and Earth Association of
Father Knows Best State
Of Heaven and Earth
TWPAF Commander & Sparkly Monitor
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Kawaii Schoolgirl

Population4.929 billion

CapitalShoujo Central

Currencymoe point
Animalcuddly kitten

The Heaven and Earth Association of Kawaii Schoolgirl is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kawaii with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, soft-spoken computers, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.929 billion Kawaii Schoolgirls are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 75.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kawaii economy, worth 882 trillion moe points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 179,057 moe points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The health budget has been diverted into prolonging Kawaii's life, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, political cartoonists are known for their distinctive odour, and government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawaii Schoolgirl's national animal is the cuddly kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wintonyism.

Kawaii Schoolgirl is ranked 7,117th in the world and 135th in the West Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 194thMost Influential: 443rdTop
Largest Black Market: 2,328thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,860thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,895thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,993rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,067thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,477thMost Efficient Economies: 7,117thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,220thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,528thHighest Average Incomes: 7,956thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,971stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,972ndMost Developed: 8,191stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,316thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,668thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,703rdTop
Most Cultured: 9,102ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,321stSmartest Citizens: 10,808thLargest Governments: 11,908thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,917thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,191stLargest Retail Industry: 14,798thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,472ndLowest Crime Rates: 15,593rdHighest Economic Output: 15,998thBest Weather: 16,917thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,927th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 32nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 82nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 134th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 135th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 144th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 150th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 161st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 167th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 180th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 181st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 181st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 207th in the regionMost Cultured: 210th in the regionMost Developed: 219th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 232nd in the regionLargest Governments: 233rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 234th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 246th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 266th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 297th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 315th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 330th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 361st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 362nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 403rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 406th in the regionLargest Populations: 412th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 435th in the regionBest Weather: 479th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 620th in the region

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