The Holy Pink Ghost Easter Egg of Kawaii Schoolgirl is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Kawaii with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.493 billion Kawaii Schoolgirls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 32.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kawaii economy, worth 351 trillion moe points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,493 moe points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Contestants on Kawaii Schoolgirl's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawaii Schoolgirl's national animal is the chibi kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eating all the chocolate in the region.

Kawaii Schoolgirl is ranked 123,642^nd in the world and 4,823^rd in the West Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 31.38 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.