The Matriarchy of Kawaii Elf is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 6.401 billion Kawaii Elfians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The strong Kawaii Elfian economy, worth 239 trillion war bonds a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 37,402 war bonds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 197,650 per year while the poor average 3,758, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kawaii Elf's national animal is the white rabbit, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kawaii Elf is ranked 184,521^st in the world and 2,722^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.