The Matriarchy of Kawaii Achtzehn is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 6.477 billion Kawaii Achtzehnians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong Kawaii Achtzehnian economy, worth 361 trillion war bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 55,870 war bonds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 295,240 per year while the poor average 5,614, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kawaii Achtzehn's national animal is the white rabbit, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kawaii Achtzehn is ranked 114,071^st in the world and 1,642^nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,457.17 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.