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The Blobist Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
To be surperior, there needs to be inferior.
Baldon Vickeritte
Influence
Superpower
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kavotik Ceru

Population7.336 billion

CapitalKorbont
LeaderBaldon Vickeritte
FaithLegalism

CurrencyDemotiken
AnimalWhite Rhino

The Blobist Kingdom of Kavotik Ceru is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Baldon Vickeritte with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 7.336 billion Cerukans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korbont. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cerukan economy, worth a remarkable 1,444 trillion Demotikens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,923 Demotikens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has gone fission for more funding, there's more than one way to skin a diplomat, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, and enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kavotik Ceru's national animal is the White Rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Legalism.

Kavotik Ceru is ranked 2,122nd in the world and 1st in The Limbo for Most Developed, scoring 97.62 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Secular: 1,344thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,719thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,744thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,784thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,820thLowest Crime Rates: 2,035thMost Cultured: 2,105thMost Developed: 2,122ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,124thSmartest Citizens: 2,347thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,901stBest Weather: 3,204thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,748thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,751stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,081stNicest Citizens: 4,594thHealthiest Citizens: 4,861stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,003rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,219thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,509thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,468thHighest Average Incomes: 6,996thLargest Governments: 7,216thMost Efficient Economies: 8,785thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,934thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,680thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,659thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,625thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,338thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,278thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,254thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,684thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,477thMost Influential: 23,368th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kavotik Ceru, enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavotik Ceru, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavotik Ceru, there's more than one way to skin a diplomat.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavotik Ceru, the military has gone fission for more funding.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavotik Ceru, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavotik Ceru, people unhook their phones at night to escape a never-ending barrage of phone calls.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavotik Ceru, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavotik Ceru, appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavotik Ceru, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavotik Ceru, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.

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