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Least Corrupt Governments: 999thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,449thSmartest Citizens: 1,996th
The Imperium of
Left-wing Utopia
We are the Skyborne
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population22.377 billion

LeaderEmperor Caelum Lucis
FaithVulpesian Animism

AnimalRed Fox

The Imperium of Kauvara is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Caelum Lucis with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.377 billion Kauvarans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vulpes. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kauvaran economy, worth a remarkable 4,624 trillion argents a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,647 argents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kauvara's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, billions are being spent on a new island airport, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kauvara's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vulpesian Animism.

Kauvara is ranked 4,800th in the world and 255th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111.97 law-abiding acts per hour.

Least Corrupt Governments: 999thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,449thSmartest Citizens: 1,996thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,171stMost Developed: 2,230thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,551stSafest: 2,894thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,194thMost Cultured: 3,412thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,610thNicest Citizens: 3,612thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,687thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,901stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,098thLargest Governments: 4,176thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,243rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,330thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,412thHealthiest Citizens: 4,629thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,741stLowest Crime Rates: 4,800thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,944thMost Efficient Economies: 5,971stLargest Populations: 6,147thHighest Average Incomes: 6,335thHighest Food Quality: 6,724thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,250thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,990thBest Weather: 8,877thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,823rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,974thTop
Most Inclusive: 13,962ndMost Pacifist: 15,390thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,249thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,884thMost Politically Free: 20,096thMost Stationary: 22,319th
Least Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 48th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Developed: 69th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 82nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 86th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 131st in the regionSafest: 133rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 135th in the regionLargest Populations: 137th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 138th in the regionMost Cultured: 148th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 155th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 158th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 164th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 170th in the regionLargest Governments: 176th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 185th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 195th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 206th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 217th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 252nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 255th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 265th in the regionMost Stationary: 305th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 311th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 318th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 319th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 353rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 416th in the regionBest Weather: 447th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 471st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 473rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 541st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 671st in the regionMost Inclusive: 768th in the regionMost Pacifist: 860th in the regionMost Influential: 909th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kauvara was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Kauvara was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Kauvara was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Kauvara was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Kauvara was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Kauvara was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Kauvara was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Kauvara was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Kauvara was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Empire of Jyggalag, infecting 6 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Kauvara was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.


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