The Arms Dealer Country of Kaulga is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emi Ibarazaki with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.245 billion Kaulgans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yamaku. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaulgan economy, worth 367 trillion Kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,765 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation, surveillance cameras are banned, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, and most citizens in Kaulga are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kaulga's national animal is the Elk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hisaoism.

Kaulga is ranked 227,698^th in the world and 58^th in The Amaranthine Isles for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 27,512.55 Standard Monetary Units.