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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,178thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,570thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,582nd
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Kat is best.
Queen Kat
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population3.942 billion

LeaderQueen Kat

Currencykat koin

The Kingdom of Kattttt is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Kat with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.942 billion Kats are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katville. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Katttttian economy, worth 637 trillion kat koins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 161,632 kat koins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Babysitters are a thing of the past, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all, and birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kattttt's national animal is the kat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Katism.

Kattttt is ranked 9,905th in the world and 21st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,627.83 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,178thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,570thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,582ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,344thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,986thMost Devout: 6,363rdLargest Black Market: 6,549thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,684thLowest Crime Rates: 7,576thBest Weather: 7,799thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,431stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,905thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,078thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,123rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,770thLargest Governments: 11,185thHighest Average Incomes: 11,907thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,988thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,195thTop
Most Influential: 12,902ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,458thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,643rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,169thHealthiest Citizens: 17,218thMost Authoritarian: 19,744thSmartest Citizens: 19,964thMost Efficient Economies: 20,975thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,289thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,726thMost Conservative: 22,721stMost Developed: 22,927thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,648th
Best Weather: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » ShrewLlamaLand, Panthera Order, and The Yeetusa.

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