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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,117thMost Influential: 1,433rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,479th
The Carefully Watched Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Sometimes it be like that
Influence
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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Katitania

Population3.165 billion

CapitalPizzaland
LeaderGreat Overlord Kat
FaithKatism

CurrencySlash
AnimalPorcupine

The Carefully Watched Republic of Katitania is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Great Overlord Kat with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.165 billion Katitanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizzaland. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Katitanian economy, worth 447 trillion Slashes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,404 Slashes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

There's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, workers' complaints never reach central planning, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Katitania's national animal is the Porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Katism.

Katitania is ranked 231,021st in the world and 1,469th in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -13.54 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,117thMost Influential: 1,433rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,479thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,725thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,935thMost Primitive: 2,263rdTop
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Most Devout: 3,329thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,580thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,823rdMost Patriotic: 4,488thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,505thLargest Black Market: 4,739thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,680thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,843rdTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,719thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,047thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,965thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,438thMost Authoritarian: 14,586thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,643rdHighest Average Incomes: 16,213thLargest Governments: 16,812thLowest Crime Rates: 17,512thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,959thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,683rd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the regionMost Primitive: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Devout: 41st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionLargest Black Market: 48th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionMost Patriotic: 51st in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 93rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 99th in the regionMost Influential: 124th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 155th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Katitania, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Katitania, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Katitania, workers' complaints never reach central planning.
  • : Following new legislation in Katitania, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Katitania, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
  • : Following new legislation in Katitania, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Katitania, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • : Katitania endorsed The Theocracy of Delange Road.
  • : Katitania was endorsed by The Theocracy of Delange Road.
  • : Katitania was endorsed by The Republic of Beltonian.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 123 » Anisopterra, Valentian Elysium, Wysrod, Waitiki, Evertopia, Liberdon, The Republic of Osea, The Soylent Green Party, Dustwind, Anollasia, Namakan, Creeptopia, Isentran, Zeganas, Old Atlantica, Marxist Germany, Slaytania, Arctic Coalition, QuazaFire, Drewish, Juiulia, Novegia, Kalldunn, Republic of Libriano, St Lennys Island, Palman, Vivolkha, United States of Island land, Chip Skylark, Lower Phlebacite, Seranis, Tzo, Gewisse, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Vill Send, The unidet Of life, Better Indonesia, Colonel Terrosit, Ilfarasia, Clialaad, ShadowVoltia, Maconshinbernititte, Ardelenia, Batona, City of Saint Nicolas, Miliarat, Kaltovar, Maalemzya, Galimania, Blogotopia, and 73 others.Holma, The Galactic American Imperium, DetroitSmash, Krystalveil, Tausend Seen, Wischland, Killettland, Riachisland, Silvedania, Venmere, Grimmywelsh, Mastodonia, Eist, Kyrizstanislav, Testa, The Wires Empire, Mat She, New Dracora, Coldian, Free Land of Rebellium, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Faradova, New England Two, Yakkandiania, Violent Trees, Kingdom of New Berlin, Kinuyeville, Ali Faridi, Hauth Jormaka, The Territories of Sealand, Burka, Zopciria, Nanase Army, Custosia, Vestyria, Geolapo, Selu-Ahare, Xanthorrhoea, Piscina, Donnee, Treeford, Rhie, The Snake Brotherhood, Son Weslana, Sashkoland, Rudraksham, Herfenzir, Nea Komnenia, Iron Soviet, Onfande, Solsevara, The African Emirates, The Bez-Gate Conglomerate, VuVuVaz, Prairiesora, Seantonia, Manurajya, Aquachromia, Victorian Dynasty, Potato puppet of potatoland, Milanisca, Northern African Sahara, Macrasetia, New Kowloon Bay, Grungerock, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Nolgonia, Makykay, Ountry, Cirs Dogmenhe, New Caratonia, Beltonian, and Delange Road.

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