The Gameside Advocate of Kastonvia is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Nowy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 884 million Kastonvians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chernogorsk. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kastonvian economy, worth 98.5 trillion Tolars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 111,456 Tolars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and the true length of the coastline of Kastonvia may never be measured. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kastonvia's national animal is the Mountain Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kastonvia is ranked 28,872^nd in the world and 1,472^nd in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,221.82 Tourists Per Hour.