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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,778thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,286thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,486th
The Generation Kill of
Civil Rights Lovefest
We don’t shoot dogs, we shoot people.
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Kastonvia

Population7.226 billion

CapitalBaghdad
LeaderSgt Brad Iceman Colbert
FaithDemocracy

CurrencyFreedom Dollars
AnimalEagle

The Generation Kill of Kastonvia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sgt Brad Iceman Colbert with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.226 billion Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baghdad. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 973 trillion Freedom Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,719 Freedom Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Baghdad River, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, and parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kastonvia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Democracy.

Kastonvia is ranked 41,437th in the world and 1,420th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,778thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 6,286thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,486thSafest: 6,735thHealthiest Citizens: 6,828thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,969thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,377thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,465thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,167thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,172ndMost Developed: 8,263rdBest Weather: 8,377thNicest Citizens: 8,381stMost Influential: 8,903rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,968thSmartest Citizens: 10,039thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,849thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,902ndMost Inclusive: 12,118thMost Pacifist: 12,548thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,682ndMost Secular: 12,696thHighest Food Quality: 12,938thLargest Governments: 13,269thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,866thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,947thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,768thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 17,454thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,363rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,108thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,047thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,591stMost Efficient Economies: 27,615thHighest Average Incomes: 28,447th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 276th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 276th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 303rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 352nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 355th in the regionSafest: 355th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 360th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 379th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 408th in the regionMost Secular: 418th in the regionMost Developed: 425th in the regionBest Weather: 426th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 429th in the regionNicest Citizens: 441st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 442nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 501st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 534th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 553rd in the regionLargest Governments: 559th in the regionMost Pacifist: 567th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 584th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 587th in the regionMost Inclusive: 597th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 613th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 632nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 650th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 697th in the region

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