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Most Scientifically Advanced: 61st Largest Information Technology Sector: 145th Highest Disposable Incomes: 297th
The Adynnic Federal Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Where no Mountains Grow
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Kassaran

Population12.904 billion

CapitalAdyn Val
LeaderCouncilman Tasgon

CurrencyStandard
AnimalLanvulf

The Adynnic Federal Republic of Kassaran is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Councilman Tasgon with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.904 billion Kassaran are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adyn Val. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kassaran economy, worth a remarkable 5,511 trillion Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 427,153 Standards, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, rumour has it Councilman Tasgon needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten, pet rocks are sold by the pound, and children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Standard charge on their phone bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kassaran's national animal is the Lanvulf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kassaran is ranked 162,938th in the world and 55th in Pax Britannia for Most Primitive, scoring -1437.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 61stLargest Information Technology Sector: 145thHighest Disposable Incomes: 297thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 297thLargest Insurance Industry: 352ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 361stHighest Average Incomes: 428thSmartest Citizens: 442ndRudest Citizens: 471stLargest Retail Industry: 525thLowest Crime Rates: 552ndMost Corrupt Governments: 625thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 681stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 992ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,045thHighest Economic Output: 1,193rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,426thLargest Governments: 1,449thTop
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Most Inclusive: 1,851stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,114thLargest Mining Sector: 2,366thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,788thMost Efficient Economies: 2,797thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,910thMost Cultured: 3,075thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,432ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,052ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,783rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,066thMost Developed: 5,409thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,323rdMost Secular: 7,368thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 9,188thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,859thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,278thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,083rdLargest Black Market: 12,750thLargest Populations: 13,526thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,532nd
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kassaran, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Standard charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Kassaran, pet rocks are sold by the pound.
  • : Following new legislation in Kassaran, rumour has it Councilman Tasgon needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten.
  • : Following new legislation in Kassaran, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Kassaran, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Kassaran sovereign territory.
  • : Kassaran changed its national animal to "Lanvulf".
  • : Kassaran altered its national flag.
  • : Kassaran changed its national capital to "Adyn Val", its currency to "Standard", its motto to "Where no Mountains Grow", and its nation type to "Adynnic Federal Republic".
  • : Kassaran lodged a message on the Pax Britannia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kassaran, the Kassaran basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market.

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