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Most Scientifically Advanced: 22ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 94thHighest Disposable Incomes: 137th
The Adynnic Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Prosperity in Unity, Peace as One
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Kassaran

Population15.663 billion

CapitalAdyn Val
LeaderCouncilman Tasgon

CurrencyStandard
AnimalLanvulf

The Adynnic Federal Republic of Kassaran is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Councilman Tasgon with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.663 billion Kassaran have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adyn Val. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kassaran economy, worth a remarkable 7,540 trillion Standards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 481,417 Standards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

City budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kassaran's national animal is the Lanvulf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kassaran is ranked 138,731st in the world and 44th in Greater Dienstad for Most Authoritarian, with 560.58 milliStalins.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 22ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 94thHighest Disposable Incomes: 137thLargest Retail Industry: 201stLargest Insurance Industry: 243rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 244thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 256thHighest Poor Incomes: 267thHighest Average Incomes: 355thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 370thSmartest Citizens: 451stRudest Citizens: 463rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 688thMost Corrupt Governments: 714thHighest Economic Output: 818thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 932ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 943rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,184thFattest Citizens: 1,404thLowest Crime Rates: 1,513thMost Inclusive: 1,704thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,813thLargest Mining Sector: 1,849thLargest Black Market: 2,013thTop
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Most Secular: 2,609thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,680thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,875thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,475thLargest Governments: 3,521stMost Developed: 3,609thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,725thMost Cultured: 3,888thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,659thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,305thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,402ndTop
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Largest Populations: 12,618thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,033rdMost Avoided: 18,022ndHighest Drug Use: 18,663rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,920thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,985thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,375th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kassaran, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Kassaran, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Kassaran, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Kassaran, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Kassaran, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Following new legislation in Kassaran, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.
  • : Kassaran was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kassaran, humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar.
  • : Following new legislation in Kassaran, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kassaran, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.

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