The Commonwealth of Kaspovia is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.47 billion Kaspovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaspovian economy, worth 536 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 120,031 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaspovia's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaspovia is ranked 10,353^rd in the world and 2^nd in Hive for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.2 law-abiding acts per hour.