The Kingdom of Kasperiah is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lennart with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.668 billion Kasperians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kasperville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kasperish economy, worth a remarkable 2,071 trillion denars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 105,313 denars, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

It ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Kasperiah, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, and people are turning themselves into worm food. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kasperiah's national animal is the griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Female Led Metalcore.

Kasperiah is ranked 50,500^th in the world and 2^nd in Old Guard for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,183.79 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.