by Max Barry

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Nicest Citizens: 1,156th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,179th Most Pacifist: 1,312th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
lemme smash
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population7.946 billion

LeaderEmperor Mateus


The Constitutional Monarchy of Kashuan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Mateus with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.946 billion Kashuans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandemonia. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kashuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,317 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,854 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kashuan's national animal is the bowerbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kashuan is ranked 13,160th in the world and 466th in Osiris for Nudest, with 215.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Nicest Citizens: 1,156thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,179thMost Pacifist: 1,312thMost Cultured: 1,357thMost Inclusive: 1,412thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,537thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,630thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,650thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,687thBest Weather: 1,694thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,807thHealthiest Citizens: 1,847thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,344thMost Developed: 2,510thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,531stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,016thSafest: 3,385thLowest Crime Rates: 3,405thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,702ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,894thSmartest Citizens: 3,898thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,014thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,048thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,079thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,237thLargest Governments: 4,422ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,932ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,168thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,269thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,809thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 9,615thHighest Economic Output: 10,045thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,479thNudest: 13,160th
Most Inclusive: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionMost Pacifist: 43rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 47th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 48th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionBest Weather: 57th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 63rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Developed: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 87th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 98th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 132nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 142nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 149th in the regionSafest: 153rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 176th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 180th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 187th in the regionLargest Governments: 200th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 200th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 201st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 214th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 239th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 239th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 261st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 444th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 457th in the regionNudest: 466th in the regionMost Income Equality: 495th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kashuan's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Kashuan's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Kashuan's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Kashuan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Kashuan's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Kashuan was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Kashuan ceased to exist in Hyperion United.
  • : Kashuan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Best Weather.
  • : Kashuan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Kashuan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.


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