The Republic of Kaseystan is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its national health service, digital currency, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.285 billion Kaseystanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batmania. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaseystanian economy, worth 598 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,675 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader is considering changing the Kaseystanian flag to one with more glitter, money grows on trees, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, and weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaseystan's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaseystan is ranked 7,075^th in the world and 325^th in Osiris for Most Secular, with 97.17 Atheism Rate.